I don't even know where to start. The acting was poor, there were sound issues on the movie, I don't think I've ever watched a movie where that happened (you can hear ambient noise sometimes, weird music, people that are talking on corridor sound louder like if they were speaking directly to you). Most characters acting was really bad, they introduce new people, like family members all the time. There scenes that doesn't make any sense, they just add extra minutes to the film. Many plot holes and continuity issues too. It could have been a funny movie based on the app idea, but they make it painful to watch instead.
350 Reviews
Really terrible. Noah C- what were you thinking taking this part
dancing_ostrich18 November 2018
Warning: Spoilers
Basically a movie about guys wanting an app that will just help them screw girls without having to ever talk to them, take them on an actual date or see them again. I know that tons of guys already try to do this with apps like tinder, etc but that doesn't make it any better. Those guys are pigs. Worthless movie
Not worth your time
tesse_sti1 July 2019
This movie has some of the poorest acting I have ever seen. Even the filming of the actors suck. This movie reminds me of something you did for a school project, but didn't really want to. I only lasted about 20 minutes of watching. Don't waste your time.
Worst movie I've ever seen
bamarconi22 June 2019
I really don't know how can anyone rate this with more than 4 stars. I have no words to describe it. Only watched it because of Noah and it was a complete waste of time. The characters are all stereotypes, the girls are either dumb and shallow or a nerdy shy romantic, the boys are pigs. It's not even funny. Of course there's a man to teach girls about their value, feminism and all, cause how else would they learn, right? The storyline is so poor, terrible acting, useless scenes. I'm so confused, why the hell did Noah take this job? Adam Sandler's movies are oscar worthy compared to this garbage, honestly. Don't waste your time!
TRASH
giwaamuomotese7 July 2019
I made an account just to review this. This is the WORST movie I have ever seen. The cinematography was horrific. The acting was atrocious. The plot? What plot! PLEASE DON'T WATCH THIS! It's not even fun to make fun of, it's just bad.
Very upsetting
mkcheiicheii3 July 2019
Warning: Spoilers
I've never felt inclined to write a review on here, good or bad. But this is the worst movie I've ever seen. I was especially appalled to see it was written, produced, and directed by a woman, considering the treatment of women throughout the entire film is absolutely terrible.
The story line was non existent, the characters were cliches and under developed, and I can't believe how poorly the representation of women was. I only stuck with it because I was thinking it had to get better..wrong. I'm putting the blame on the script and concept.
The ending is what pissed me off the most, Noah centineos character was a POS and then we are supposed to like him because he has a crush on a girl? The same girl he was laughing at when she shared she got physically/sexually abused? And the one he spent the entire film calling a slut? I'm so confused how this movie got made in 2018.
The story line was non existent, the characters were cliches and under developed, and I can't believe how poorly the representation of women was. I only stuck with it because I was thinking it had to get better..wrong. I'm putting the blame on the script and concept.
The ending is what pissed me off the most, Noah centineos character was a POS and then we are supposed to like him because he has a crush on a girl? The same girl he was laughing at when she shared she got physically/sexually abused? And the one he spent the entire film calling a slut? I'm so confused how this movie got made in 2018.
what did I just watch
jonahjames132 July 2019
I'm not even focusing on the story, the visuals alone were absolutely terrible and filled with camera op shadows, focus puller accidently turned the ring the wrong way, lighting got put behind all the runners, half the extras were staring down the lens. It looked like they filmed without knowing the aspect ratio, I'm surprised this isn't someone's college assignment. I'm surprised it didn't end with 'Shot on an iPhone
so if I were you if you swipe left on this one
Can I give it a zero
Sierrera-12 July 2019
Was this written and produced by a 13 year old?
lenmorri15 January 2019
Couldn't watch the whole movie. Was it written by a 13-year-old boy who's never spoken to girls? The film production was incredibly low-budget -- and not in a good way. Really disappointed that supposedly up-and-coming actors would star in this disaster of a film, which is targeted for teens but I do NOT recommend teenagers to watch this and believe that women would or should EVER behave anywhere near how this movie depicts.
???
codexniagra1 December 2018
I don't know why everyone's bouncing on Noah's lap for this film, his acting is totally unremarkable. Kristen Johnston stood out for me. Otherwise this seemed to be something written by people still stuck in the "Revenge of the Nerds" era of social dynamics. It somehow manages to be blithely misogynistic and misandrist simultaneously. I've never heard of the writer-director but she seems to be remarkably out of touch.
Clearly someone did some research into coding as this is a film that relies heavily on tech, sadly they seemed to give up shortly after learning the words "Python, Javascript, HTML and Perl".
Continuity errors, bad stereotypes and unrealistic dialogue galore. Don't waste your time.
Swipe left!!!!
angiebsb5 July 2019
What an absolute pile of sh
The script is dire
The acting is amateur
I actually feel bad for the cast members. They must have realised how bad this film was while filming it.
I did actually watch the whole movie because I was playing on my phone for most of it.
If I was going to create an app, mine would digitally destroy their movie
I did actually watch the whole movie because I was playing on my phone for most of it.
If I was going to create an app, mine would digitally destroy their movie
Weak...
RosanaBotafogo20 February 2021
Boring movie, Noah canastrão, I let it go, I don't like to leave a movie in half, even when it is totally unsalted ... The second act improved, when it portrayed the families accessing the application, and the third act trying to redeem itself and show the strength of women, it sounded fake, it didn't save the movie...
No Development
alessayeo5 December 2018
Only watched this because of Noah Centineo, and yet it is still disappointing. The story literally crashed down to trash. There is no Character development, besides James who realises stuff and that was it. WASTED my time on this movie. what a lame movie.
Childish
artjoseph-2294411 November 2018
i made a imdb account just to express how bad this movie is
emmasaffel9 July 2019
Possibly the worst movie I've ever watched. It portrays almost all of the female cast as dumb, slutty, shallow, crazy etc. and is overall incredibly degrading to the female cast. The acting is beyond terrible and the budget and directing the movie was given did not help it whatsoever. The only comedic parts of this movie are the many awkward silences between lines that were most likely due to bad production. The plot was not only weak but had so many holes throughout the movie that it was hard to follow what was going on. The movie constantly jumps around in order to somehow shove along the plot and almost 'get it over with'. There was one scene where with no context or explanation whatsoever the main actors come on in sandwich costumes and a grim reaper costume. There was no previous mention of the holiday or even after to give you the reason of the costumes leaving you to just infer it was halloween or something. I couldn't believe that 1.) Noah Centineo was apart of this low-budget, badly directed, and overall garbage of a movie 2.) That it was produced by Netflix. I've seen some slightly bad things by Netflix, but this?! This was like it was written by 12 year olds and produced by a 3rd grade class. Don't waste your time.
poor cinematography, poor acting, poor story...
jacksonclark09873 March 2019
I watched this movie only because Noah C was in. However, it turned out to be a huge disappointment. The movie is extremely low budget and has a poor story. I can only imagine a person with 10-year-old intelligence could have written something like this.
I don't recommend this movie to anyone. Don't be fooled by a few known actors in cast.
I don't recommend this movie to anyone. Don't be fooled by a few known actors in cast.
Not Even Worthy of 1 Star
hannahfrmstcharlesplc4 July 2019
WORST MOVIE EVER
eloisestapleton2 July 2019
First review I've ever left, motivated by how bad this film is
esme_harris14 July 2019
I have never even left a film review but this film was so bad I had to contribute. I genuinely kept watching just to see if it could get worse and more offensive and it just kept delivering. Honestly how did this get made?
Bad
b_ioana_cristina1 July 2019
A Masterpiece of Unparalleled Proportions
jeffjr-9245827 November 2020
Every single aspect of "Swiped" is perfection. As someone who discovered 352 flaws in Citizen Kane, 2,443 flaws in The Godfather, and 140 flaws in Spirited Away, I could not find a single flaw in Swiped.
Ann Fishman directed the movie beautifully. I was so stunned by the immaculate direction that I vomited on myself; however, Swiped continued to entrance me, that I did not bother to pause the movie and clean up.
Kendall Sanders gave the best performance to any movie ever. A veteran screaming during a PTSD episode looks like child's play compared to the entire Cast- Sanders in particular. The delivery on phrases like "You are the app" will be studied for generations.
In all seriousness, Swiped is truly awful. There is only one redeemable aspect: its unintentional hilarity. My friends and I have watched Swiped multiple times, and there is always a new dumb aspect to pick up on. Whether it's George Hamilton explaining to Sanders about his sex life for no reason, or Sanders ordering 6,000 GRAMS of Vitamin C, the film has endless aspects of hilarity.
Instead of going into Swiped expecting something good, gather your friends-lots of friends-and laugh your asses off at the pure incompetence displayed on the screen. With the wrong mindset, you conclude that this is the worst movie ever made. With the right mindset, you still conclude that is the worst movie ever made, but the most enjoyable experience you've had in years.
Ann Fishman directed the movie beautifully. I was so stunned by the immaculate direction that I vomited on myself; however, Swiped continued to entrance me, that I did not bother to pause the movie and clean up.
Kendall Sanders gave the best performance to any movie ever. A veteran screaming during a PTSD episode looks like child's play compared to the entire Cast- Sanders in particular. The delivery on phrases like "You are the app" will be studied for generations.
In all seriousness, Swiped is truly awful. There is only one redeemable aspect: its unintentional hilarity. My friends and I have watched Swiped multiple times, and there is always a new dumb aspect to pick up on. Whether it's George Hamilton explaining to Sanders about his sex life for no reason, or Sanders ordering 6,000 GRAMS of Vitamin C, the film has endless aspects of hilarity.
Instead of going into Swiped expecting something good, gather your friends-lots of friends-and laugh your asses off at the pure incompetence displayed on the screen. With the wrong mindset, you conclude that this is the worst movie ever made. With the right mindset, you still conclude that is the worst movie ever made, but the most enjoyable experience you've had in years.
Good storyline
bravengod8 November 2018
Sucks
ludvig-857361 July 2019
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