Family Guy (TV Series)

Peter's Sister (2015)

Seth Green: Chris Griffin, Monkeys

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• Peter Griffin : [in his new women's wrestling attire]  Comments? Questions?

  Lois Griffin : What the hell are you...

  Peter Griffin : I'm sorry, Chris had his hand up first. Chris?

  Chris Griffin : What's the capital of Maryland?

  Peter Griffin : I do not know, but that's a very good question. Now, Lois?

  Lois Griffin : Peter, what the hell are you doing?

  Peter Griffin : First, it's not Peter. When I am in this outfit, I am Maxi Paddy, the fiercest enemy of Heavy Flo.

  Lois Griffin : Peter, you look - okay, that's clever - but, Peter, you look ridiculous. Take that off. If you wanna settle things with your sister, just go talk to her.

  Peter Griffin : No, Lois, the only way to settle a family dispute is in the cage. I mean, you don't understand. Karen made me feel worse than a guy getting cut from a baseball team.

• Chris Griffin : Any flyers of Hispanic women running for city council?

  Meg Griffin : [surprised]  Yeah, there is!

  Chris Griffin : Thank you.