- Cisco Ramon: Have we already had this conversation?
- Barry Allen: Kind of.
- Dr. Harry Wells: What does that mean?
- Barry Allen: Ah... All right, so the last time Mardon attacked, he, um, generated a tidal wave that destroyed all of Central City.
- Dr. Harry Wells: So why are you not all sleeping with the fishes?
- Cisco Ramon: Earth-2 has "The Godfather?"
- Dr. Harry Wells: Every Earth has "The Godfather," Vito.
- James Jesse: Deck the halls with body parts from a girl named Holly. Fa la la la la la la la la.
- Leonard Snart: I don't remember those being the lyrics.
- James Jesse: Oh, ho! I am tremendously creative. That I can tell you.
- Leonard Snart: So why did you break us out?
- Mark Mardon: Well, I owed you one, and this guy, he's just crazy. That was a compliment. And we all want the same thing.
- Leonard Snart: Fashion advice?
- Mark Mardon: To see The Flash dead.
- James Jesse: Well, that was more of a New Years resolution, but, hey, I'm flexible.
- Leonard Snart: Read your article on the disappearing middle class. Strong point of view. Nice prose style.
- Iris West: Yeah, well, who needs a Pulitzer when you have a homicidal maniac's seal of approval.
- Leonard Snart: Didn't Barry tell you? I had a rough childhood.
- Iris West: Everyone in this room had a rough childhood. Get over it.
- Dr. Harry Wells: Go ahead. Kill me. But... my daughter... is innocent. Please... Let... Jesse... live... Go on. Say something!
- Zoom: Merry Christmas.
- Barry Allen: Why are you here, Snart?
- Leonard Snart: I got the Noel spirit, wanted to give you a little gift. Mardon broke Jesse and me out to kill you. Jesse's on board, of course. He's shaking with excitement. Me, I'm gonna pass.
- Iris West: Why? You grow a conscience?
- Leonard Snart: Mardon wants revenge, Jesse wants chaos. I'm just not invested like they are.
- Iris West: You mean there's no money in it for you?
- Leonard Snart: Was never much for non-profit work.
- Barry Allen: If you're not in with them, then tell me where they are.
- Leonard Snart: Nah, consider me more of a secret Santa. Besides, you and your friends love to solve a good mystery.
- Barry Allen: [scoffs] You are full of it, Snart. I think my friends and I saved your sister's life and you just can't stand owing me a marker. I hate to break it to you, but that - that right there is called honor.
- Leonard Snart: Go on, make your pitch. I can see you're dying to.
- Barry Allen: Help me stop them.
- Leonard Snart: Sorry, I'm not interested in being a hero.
- Barry Allen: Ha. Well, you're doing a pretty lousy job of being a villain this week.
- Leonard Snart: Merry Christmas, Barry.
- Mark Mardon: [about to fight Snart] You wanna dance?
- James Jesse: Boys, boys, boys, play nice. Mellow out, Mardon. Don't have a snit, Snart. Here's an idea: we all go out, have a few drinks, kill some carolers. We'll all feel better.
- Barry Allen: So I ran back through time, but one day into the past, and I got a do-over, and I stopped Mardon before he could hurt anyone.
- Dr. Harry Wells: You... you shouldn't have messed with the timeline.
- Barry Allen: That's what the other Wells said.
- James Jesse: [broadcasting on televisions across Central City] Flashy the red-nosed speedster had a very shiny suit, and if you ever saw him, you might even want to puke. Agh! Merry Christmas kiddy-winks, I'm back.
- Captain David Singh: Get TARU down here, now! I wanna know how he's doing this.
- James Jesse: Citizens, you know, the holidays can be a time for gentle reflection on the year past - our ups and downs, our triumphs and heartaches - but don't forget, it can also be a time for disemboweling our enemies.
- Jay Garrick: We don't have a Trickster on Earth-2.
- James Jesse: No...
- Caitlin Snow: He's one of a kind.
- James Jesse: ...my stocking won't be completely stuffed until it's filled to the brim with bloody Flash parts. What do ya say, speed freak? You wanna roast chestnuts?
- Patty Spivot: I'm sorry, I don't have time to bring you up to speed.
- Barry Allen: [under his breath] THAT'S ironic.
- Barry Allen: So the good news is, in that timeline, you created the wand and it worked. So you just gotta do it again - for the first time.
- Cisco Ramon: Yeah. No pressure.
- Jay Garrick: What's Christmas?
- Caitlin Snow: Oh, well, it's this holiday we have where we cut down trees and sing songs to celebrate the birth of a baby 2,000 years ago, and then the Romans killed him, so we give each other gifts...
- Cisco Ramon: That's tour explanation?
- Jay Garrick: I know what Christmas is.
- Caitlin Snow: Oh, right, of course. Um, you know, Joe and Barry and Iris are having people over for Christmas Eve, and they said we could invite whoever we want.
- Jay Garrick: Who... who do you want?
- Caitlin Snow: You. I want to invite you, I mean.
- Cisco Ramon: This is so painful.
- Zoom: Time's up, Wells. What's it gonna be?
- Dr. Harry Wells: I know what you're doing. I know why you keep sending villain after villain from our Earth to this one. You want Barry to get faster. You want him to get stronger. You want him to become more powerful, more full of... speed force. You're fattening him up like a Christmas goose.
- Zoom: The more power he has, the more I can take and you're going to help me.
- Dr. Harry Wells: Let me see her first.
- [Zoom brings Jesse out of the wormhole]
- Jesse Wells: Daddy?
- Dr. Harry Wells: Are you okay? Did he hurt you?
- Jesse Wells: Please help me. Don't let him take me back there.
- Dr. Harry Wells: I won't...
- [Zooms returns Jesse through the wormhole]
- Zoom: Now decide, in return for your daughter's life.
- Dr. Harry Wells: I'll do it. I will help you steal The Flash's speed.
- James Jesse: Christmas is a time for togetherness, and what says togetherness more than mass graves, hmm?
- The Flash: What is this?
- Mark Mardon: That is a box with a bomb in it.
- James Jesse: Yep. I've handed out about a hundred of 'em today, ha. Oh, it feels so good to give.
- Mark Mardon: You see, right now, there are about a hundred random children who've each taken home a box, just like that one, and are shovin' it under their Christmas tree. There's no way for you to get all of 'em - even IF you know where to look.
- The Flash: No, no. Please don't do this.
- Mark Mardon: What, me? Kill a hundred families? No. That's up to you. I'm happy just to take your life. So, this is how it's gonna be: You are gonna stand there and let me end you, very publicly and very painfully, and I'll let everybody live; but, if I see even a little flicker of electricity on you, casket makers in this town are gonna have a VERY merry Christmas. So, Flash, what's it gonna be, huh?
- Joe West: You okay?
- Barry Allen: Yeah, no, uh, nothin' a little meta-human regenerative healing capabilities won't cure.