BoJack Horseman (TV Series)

Let's Find Out (2015)

Will Arnett: BoJack Horseman

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• Mr. Peanutbutter : All I ever wanted was to be your friend. And you treat me like a big joke. You think I don't notice? Why don't you like me?

  BoJack Horseman : Mr. Peanutbutter...

  Mr. Peanutbutter : No, tell me.

  BoJack Horseman : Because... I'm jealous.

  Mr. Peanutbutter : Oh. Of what? Diane?

  BoJack Horseman : No. Of everything. Everything comes so easy for you.

  Mr. Peanutbutter : Oh, and it doesn't for you? You're a millionaire movie star with a girlfriend who loves you, acting in your dream movie. What more do you want? What else could the universe possible owe you?

  BoJack Horseman : I... want... to feel good about myself. The way you do. And I don't know how. I don't know if I can.

• Mr. Peanutbutter : BoJack, what is the average annual rainfall in Bora Bora?

  BoJack Horseman : Uh, this is general knowledge?

  Mr. Peanutbutter : It's just an average we're asking for.

  BoJack Horseman : I don't know. Seven?

  Mr. Peanutbutter : Wrong! So wrong. Wow, when it comes to Bora Bora, maybe this celebrity should have studied more-a more-a.

• BoJack Horseman : You didn't tell me there would be another celebrity.

  Wanda Pierce : Well, I had no idea that was coming. But some guy named Dong-Slinger420 loved the surprise. He said, "Two dongs way up."

• BoJack Horseman : So there was no mention of another bigger celebrity in the document you faxed me?

  Wanda Pierce : Oh, I couldn't read it. My fax machine cut it up into little strips.

  BoJack Horseman : That sounds like a shredder.

  Wanda Pierce : Yeah well, I guess I shredded it to you.

• Mr. Peanutbutter : No wonder my wife had to write your book for you.

  BoJack Horseman : Hey, yeah, you know, while we're talking about your wife, I've got a question. How come your wife flew all the way to war-torn Cordovia just to get away from you?

  Mr. Peanutbutter : That's not what happened. She went to help people.

  BoJack Horseman : Or maybe she went to help herself get away from her awful marriage. Oh, was that too far?

  Mr. Peanutbutter : Oh-ho, you want to get into things?

  BoJack Horseman : Well, I mean...

  Mr. Peanutbutter : No, no, no, no, no. Let's get into things. Let's get real. Everybody, BoJack wants to get real. Cancel the Bubble Round. Because we're getting real.