- Todd Chavez: So if anyone asks, you were born in La Jolla, you majored in Communications at USC, and now, you're the booking agent for Kings of Leon.
- Becca: Book behk.
- Todd Chavez: Fine, you also book Beck.
- BoJack Horseman: Why put the "Skip Ad" button so late? I'm not skipping now. I'm invested.
- Diane Nguyen: BoJack, you're driving a car right now.
- Officer Meow-Meow Fuzzyface: You haven't seen any extra chickens running around?
- Todd Chavez: No, I don't think so.
- Becca: Behhhk. Bawk bawk bawk bawk bawk bawk-ay.
- Officer Meow-Meow Fuzzyface: Who's this?
- Todd Chavez: Uh, this is my, uh, my wife...
- Becca: Bawka.
- Todd Chavez: Becca! Yeah, my wife Becca. Becca Chavez. There she is.
- Officer Meow-Meow Fuzzyface: Okay.
- Becca: Book book.
- Todd Chavez: Yep, she loves her books. Big reader. Real nerd.
- Becca: Back-aw.
- Todd Chavez: Back off? Okay, I'm sorry, honey.
- Officer Meow-Meow Fuzzyface: Hold on, if you're really a nerd, who's your favorite Baroque composer?
- Becca: Bawk.
- Officer Meow-Meow Fuzzyface: Bach? Not Vivaldi? You're insane!
- Becca: Bick.
- Officer Meow-Meow Fuzzyface: Yes, I'm holding a Bic pen, but I don't see how that's relevant, Mrs. Chavez.
- Becca: Bawk-aw.
- Officer Meow-Meow Fuzzyface: Sorry. Becca.