Rick and Morty (TV Series)

The Wedding Squanchers (2015)

Cassie Steele: Tammy Gueterman

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Quotes 

• Tammy : Gosh, I look around this room, and I think, "uh, Tammy, you're a high-school senior from the planet Earth, and you're marrying a 40-year-old Birdperson? Like, what?"

  Summer Smith : Yeah, Tammy!

  Tammy : But then I think, you know, in a lot of ways, I'm not a high-school senior from the planet Earth. In a lot of ways, what I really am is a deep-cover agent for the Galactic Federation, and you guys are a group of wanted criminals, and this entire building is, in a certain sense, surrounded.

  Rick Sanchez : Oh shit.

• Tammy : [Pulls out gun]  Everyone here is under arrest for crimes against the Federation!

  Birdperson : Tammy, what are you doing?

  Tammy : [Points gun at Birdperson]  Sit your bird ass down!

  Tammy : Tammy?

  [She shoots him dead] 

  Rick Sanchez : BIRDPERSON! NO!