Rick and Morty (TV Series)

The Ricks Must Be Crazy (2015)

Nathan Fielder: Kyle

Quotes 

• Kyle : It's not much now, but once I learn to accelerate the temporal field I'll be able to interact with any sentient life that evolves and then introduce them to the wonders of electricity via a pulley-based device I call a bloobleyank. But what they won't know is...

  Zeep : You'll be taking most of their energy, yeah, yeah I get it.

  Rick : It's showtime.

  Zeep : You do realise this will make the flooblecrank obsolete? This is wrong, Kyle! What you're doing is wrong! You're basically...

  [Rick mimes along] 

  Zeep : This is slavery, you're talking about creating a planet of slaves.

  Rick : Told you, Zeep.

  Kyle : Oh, they won't be slaves, they'll work for each other, and pay each other money...

  Zeep : That just sounds like... slavery... with extra steps.

  [Rounds on Rick] 

  Rick : What?

  Zeep : Wait a minute, did you create my universe? Is my universe a miniverse?

  Rick : Microverse!

  Kyle : I prefer teenyverse.

  Zeep : [Flicks off Rick's antennae]  You bastard!

  [Rick takes Zeep's mask and they fight] 

  Zeep : Much obliged!

  Kyle : What the hell is happening?

  Morty : Ah, this is healthy, trust me.

  Rick : You're my battery motherfucker, that's all you are! I made you! Your microverse sucks and your miniverse is the size of a fucking lobster tank! It's wack!

  Kyle : Are they not really aliens?

  Morty : Nah, they're just a couple of crazy, wacky scientists. You know?

  Kyle : So he made a universe, and that guy is from that universe, and that guy made a universe, and that's the universe where I was born? Where my father died. Where I couldn't make time for his funeral because I was working on my universe?

  Morty : Ha ha ha, yeah! Science huh? Ain't it a thing? You know one time Rick shot his laser pistol right through my hand? I mean, you know, like old lady science! You know, she's a real, you gotta hang on tight, you know, because she bucks pretty hard! Oh my God, no!

  [Kyle drives his craft into a cliff and it explodes]