Rick and Morty (TV Series)

Auto Erotic Assimilation (2015)

Christina Hendricks: Unity

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• Morty : Uhm, should we maybe stop somewhere and get you a coffee? Maybe splash a little water on your face, or...?

  Unity : No, no. If I wanted to be sober, I wouldn't have gotten drunk.

• Unity : [Through a series of handwritten notes, each with a different voice]  Rick, forgive me for doing this in notes; I'm not strong enough to do it in persons. I realize now that I'm attracted to you for the same reason I can't be with you: you can't change. And I have no problem with that, but it clearly means I have a problem with myself. I'm sure there's no perfect version of me. I'm sure I'll just unify species after species and never really be complete. But I know how it goes with us. I lose who I am and become part of you. Because in a strange way, you're better at what I do without even trying. Yours, and nobody else's, -Unity. PS: I don't know where those coal miners were before they were assimilated. You might want to get checked.