The Goldbergs (TV Series)

A Kick-Ass Risky Business Party (2015)

Jeff Garlin: Murray Goldberg

Quotes 

• Murray Goldberg : Whoa!, You're talking to Seattle? I thought Danielle lived down the street?

  Adam Goldberg : It's Dana, and I told you a million times she moved.

  Murray Goldberg : You can't call Seattle before 8:00, Do you have any idea how much your girlfriend's gonna cost me?

  [proceeds to hang up the phone on Adam in the process] 

  Adam Goldberg : Hey! You made me hang up first.

  Murray Goldberg : I'm sorry, Adam, I can't afford your love, It's too pricy.

  Adam Goldberg : What's that supposed to mean?

  Murray Goldberg : It means I'm canceling our long-distance service. There, it's done, relationship over.

• Mr. Glascott : Thanks for coming in, Mr. Goldberg, I wanted to address this teacher's lounge breach head on.

  Murray Goldberg : Couldn't this have been a phone call?

  Mr. Glascott : Believe me, I don't want to be here either, cause after school, I go to the mall with my parrot and people treat me with respect. Her name is Feather Locklear, a real head turner.

  Adam Goldberg : Look, I'm sorry I used the fax, but I just want to reach my girlfriend.

  Murray Goldberg : Again with the girlfriend! Unbelievable! You're a guidance guy, guide him, tell him long-distance relationships don't work.