The Muppets. (TV Series)

Pig Girls Don't Cry (2015)

Steve Whitmire: Kermit the Frog, Rizzo the Rat, Beaker, Statler, Lips

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Quotes 

• Kermit the Frog : My life is a bacon-wrapped hell on earth!

  Sam the Eagle : Can't say "hell".

• Fozzie Bear : [opening "Up Late With Miss Piggy"]  I'm Fozzie Bear, and it's my job to warm up the audience with jokes. Ahh!

  [sways hips] 

  Statler : [sitting in the front row]  Oh god, we're gonna die of hypothermia.

  Waldorf : I hope it comes quick.

  [both laugh] 

• Fozzie Bear : [as Kermit goes over last night's show with the other Muppets]  I've got a question: I'm meeting my girlfriend's parents after work tonight. Should I bring a bottle of champagne?

  Kermit the Frog : What does that have to do with the show?

  Fozzie Bear : You're right. Here's a show-related question: there's a bottle of champagne in our kitchen. Is that anybody's?

• Kermit the Frog : What can I say? I'm attracted to pigs.