Holy cow. Literally, nothing in this movie is going to offend even the most sensitive horror viewer. The most graphic thing here, is a CGI impaling with antlers that is so poorly done, that all you can do is laugh.
In all fairness, the back cover to this movie says "adventure." Yet, the plot goes, guy disturbs an ancient, sacred grave, setting loose a demon (?) who goes around killing people.
Casting: We need absolutely the most uncharasmatic, non-threatening, no talent actor possible. (David G. B. Brown takes a break from screenwriting, walks in). WE HAVE OUR LEAD!
Good premise: (A little too) famous writer sets out to a cabin in the woods to write his masterful, heavily-anticipated novel. Disappears. 25 years later, his son obtains all his notes, and sets out to the cabin to complete this work of blinding brilliance, "The Wind Walker."
Ok, turns out the father disturbed a grave, set the demon loose, and now it's up to his son to clean up his dirty work. Ooh, how tantalizing! Yeah, I hope you like heaps of bad CGI, digging, and laughable performances, because this flick is chock full. Add only the most banal, tiresome, pointless dialogue, and a heapin' helpin' of "let's get outta here's!", and you've got one insanely unintriguing ride.
SPOILERS (if this nonsense even qualifies): The son returns to the graveyard, and two trees fight it out. Yeah. Oh, and his wife suddenly appears! And he falls for it. The guy was even WARNED of this! So he buries the bones of the tree combatants, as per his father's wishes from the great beyond, or wherever the hell he is, and, yup, that's your classic ending to the monumental novel. The End.
I see Eric Roberts pop up in these grade-Z horror flicks more and more (always seeming to play the same corporate character), so no surprise there. But somehow they roped Robert Kurtzman to do what appears to be a 10-minute job on the Shamen's makeup. Not his finest hour. And the performance (apparently by a relative) is hideous! Good for a laugh, anyway, as are several moments in this trainwreck.
Literally, one of the worst things I've seen in my life, and I'm not exaggerating.
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