The Mysteries of Laura (TV Series)

The Mystery of the Taken Boy (2015)

Debra Messing: Laura Diamond

Quotes 

• Meredith Bose : [Whispering]  Lab's already running prints. We're also gonna try facial recognizing analysis using crime scene photos

  Billy Soto : [Whispering]  I'll have the techs forward it to you

  Laura Diamond : [Loud]  Just print some hard copies too, we'll have the squad canvass the neighborhood

  Billy Soto : Ssh!

  Laura Diamond : Oh, please. We're working, we can speak

  Captain Nancy Santiani : Excuse me. For the umpteenth time: the best investigative work is done in quiet and contemplative environment. Can we keep the volume down?

  Laura Diamond : Yes, captain Santini

  Captain Nancy Santiani : It's Santiani, for the umpteenth time

  [Walks away] 

  Laura Diamond : How long till Jake is back and the reign of terror comes to an end?

  Max Carnegie : [Walks in, bows towards Santiani]  6 days and 22 hours

  Jake Broderick : [Walks in]  Give or take a week

• Max Carnegie : Whose identity is redacted in the file, which is sealed

  Laura Diamond : Well, let's try to unseal it

  Max Carnegie : I knew you'd say that. Sign here for the request

  Laura Diamond : Thank you, my psychic friend

• Jake Broderick : [Getting out of the car]  DMV does offer a refresher course. Free of charge

  Laura Diamond : Six years partnering with Billy. He never once criticized my driving skills

  Jake Broderick : Not to your face

• Julia Davis : Sorry it's so hot in here. The air conditioning is not working, of course

  Laura Diamond : Well, I swear my AC hates me. It always conks out when I need it

• Laura Diamond : Reynaldo needs to run a familial DNA screen through CODIS

  Max Carnegie : I hear and obey

• Laura Diamond : [Sees Max walking outside the room and she needs him]  Oh! Maxi-pad!

• Captain Nancy Santiani : Go do your job!

  Laura Diamond : Mother

  [Jake quickly puts his hand over Laura's mouth] 

• Captain Nancy Santiani : I don't appreciate your tone!

  Laura Diamond : Want to know what I don't appreciate?

  Jake Broderick : We really don't!

• Captain Nancy Santiani : [On making a deal with a possible suspect]  I don't like it

  Laura Diamond : Well, what do you like captain? Because in the last five months, the only thing I've seen you taking a liking to is a stick firmly wedged up your ass

  Captain Nancy Santiani : Don't berate me, detective. I am your superior, not your child

  Laura Diamond : I would never berate my child