Letterkenny (TV Series)

Ain't No Reason to Get Excited (2016)

Nathan Dales: Daryl

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Quotes 

• Reilly : [after taking his shirt off]  You looking for a tilly, buddy? Let's have a donnybrook.

  Daryl : Pump the brakes. You take your shirt off, but leave your sunglasses on?

  Wayne : What sort of backwards fucking pageantry is that?

  Daryl : Do you want to fight with those shades or play pokerstars.com?

• Daryl : It's a four leaf clover, make a wish.

  Wayne : Wish you weren't so fucking awkward, bud.

• Dan : So, as the story goes: Dwayne hucks an egg at a truck with a Confederate Flag in the back windshield and the driver's fuming pissed. So we flee the scene go full tilt like a Peterbilt, right? Well the Federales catch up to us and chase us through a few backyards before we scamper up into some trees. And all Wayne's got on is a pair of cut off jean-shorts, so he ain't exactly super jazzed about the situation, was you Wayne?

  Wayne : Oh, I'm no DJ Jazzy Jeff

  Dan : So the Federale pulls out his TAZER and he points it at Wayne and says some REAL Clint Eastwood sounding shit. He says to Wayne he says "If I'd known I was gonna run into some uptown street toughs today, I'd've done up my top button"

  Daryl : That's from a John Wayne motion picture

  Katy : No, Cool Hand Luke

  Dan : Pert' near anything Kevin Costner, really.

  Dan : Either way, I's impressed, and I let out an audible gasp, so he hears me, spins around, aims the TAZER up at me and lets fire and if that thing doesn't latch on to my nipple ring, which I'm pretty sure amplified the electric current he sent coursing through my entire body. Then they just walked over and yanked that thing out of my nipple like it was a god damn fish hook. At least that's according to my cousin. Well, ya know, my second cousin.

  Katy : Who, Garret?

  Wayne : No, Jarret

  Katy : Oh

  Dan : I cried, I'm not even ashamed to admit that

  Daryl : [Belches] 

  Katy : That was well brought up, too bad you weren't

  Wayne : I should say

  Katy : Thirsty Thursdays boys, might as well get balls deep in a bottle of Gus'n'brew tonight

  Daryl : It's a four leaf clover! Make a wish!

  Dan : I wish you weren't so fuckin' awkward, bud

  Daryl : [Blows clover from hand] 

  [belches] 

• Daryl : ...plus he

  [Wayne] 

  Daryl : has been spending all his time on Tinder.

  Margaret (2015) : Tinder? Did you know that was originally called "Grindr", and it was made for gay men to sodomize each other?

  Wayne : No.

  Margaret (2015) : Yeah! Good way to get a finger in your bum!

  Wayne : [stares] 

  Margaret (2015) : Or a tongue in your bum.

  Wayne : [stares] 

  Margaret (2015) : Do you know what dick dingers are?

  Wayne : No.

  Margaret (2015) : It's when they snort drugs off each other's erect penises.

  Daryl : ...that have just been in bums.