Ash vs Evil Dead (TV Series)

Bound in Flesh (2015)

Lucy Lawless: Ruby Knowby

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• Ashley 'Ash' J. Williams : Well, number one, it's my book, has been for 30 years. Number two, I'm on your damn property, because I'm here to save a little somethin' I call "Earth."

  Ruby Knowby : You know what I've been doing these past 30 years? Cleaning up your messes so they don't destroy a giant thing that *everyone* calls the "Earth." And what you accomplished in all these years? You put a chainsaw on your stump? Congratulations.

  Ashley 'Ash' J. Williams : You know, it's a lot harder than it looks. Name one other person that has a functioning chainsaw arm.

  Ruby Knowby : This has to stop. You've got the Necronomicon, and you need to give it to me. So where is it?

  Ashley 'Ash' J. Williams : None of your beeswax. I will tell this though, pretty soon it's gonna be six feet under.

  Ruby Knowby : Oh, you're gonna bury it?

  Ashley 'Ash' J. Williams : Bet your bippy. I found that out during a drug fueled trip.

  Ruby Knowby : So your entire plan to save the world comes courtesy from a bong hit?

  Ashley 'Ash' J. Williams : No. I didn't smoke the drug, lady. I *drank* the drug, which gave my mind a backstage pass to the reality show. I'm gonna bury it in the basement, then I can finally say to evil, "Hey evil, why don't you eat my butt?"

  Ruby Knowby : Wonderful imagery, but it won't work even if you just bury the book.

  Ashley 'Ash' J. Williams : That's what my vision says.

  Ruby Knowby : Then your vision is stupid.

  Ashley 'Ash' J. Williams : Yeah, you're right. It is kinda stupid. Almost as stupid as your stupid face.