- Pablo Simon Bolivar: Kelly, you need to be careful of revenge. My uncle, he always said, "Pablito, beware anger, fear revenge. If once you start down that path, forever, it will dominate your destiny. Consume you, it will."
- Kelly Maxwell: Did you just Yoda quote me?
- Ashley 'Ash' J. Williams: I ordered the fruit-cup because I thought we were taking this check to splitsville.
- Ashley 'Ash' J. Williams: I know they say waitresses never get big tips, but that's all about to change.
- Ashley 'Ash' J. Williams: After I lost this hand, this hand became
- [pauzes]
- Ashley 'Ash' J. Williams: extra sensitive. The reason I bring this up Nancy, is I'm not going to be able to pay that check, but I think I've got something much more valuable I can give you. Much more than
- [looks at check]
- Ashley 'Ash' J. Williams: 22 dollars and 89 cents. Double that at least!
- Ashley 'Ash' J. Williams: [looks at the cleavage of Amanda Fisher] Is that lavender?
- Amanda Fisher: [Punches Ash in the groin]