- Peter Griffin: Hey, what if God is a serial killer? He lowers the average life spans of humans to 65, but there are many exceptions based on genetics and diets.
- Cleveland Brown: That's stupid, I've never heard of somebody live to 65.
- Peter Griffin: So far this has been a bigger waste of time than an acceptance speech of the Asberger awards.
- Man On Podium: I'd like to thank anyone I've ever met, in the order that I met them. Last name first, and if anyone interrupts me I'll have to start over.
- Quagmire: Is anybody else getting freaked out by all these scary stories?
- Joe Swanson: Yea, even my spine is tingling.