Master of None (TV Series)

Hot Ticket (2015)

Aziz Ansari: Dev

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• [first lines] 

  President : We need to contain the sickening. Dr. Graham, what's the latest on the outbreak in Kentucky?

  Scientist : Kentucky, Madam President? Kentucky is gone. The sickening, it got them all.

  President : Has there been any progress on the cure?

  Scientist : I have my best technicians analyzing the samples as we speak.

  Dev : [as Dr. Vincent]  All right. Let's add 50 milligrams of the iGG solution.

  Benjamin : [as Lab Technician]  Right away, Dr. Vincent.

  Dev : Solution is stable. It's game time. Let's add the virus.

  Benjamin : Where did you obtain the sample?

  Dev : Found it off some monkey at the Memphis Zoo. It's the latest strain.

  Benjamin : [dramatic music as he lifts the vile]  Virus, party of one, your table is ready.

  Dev : Careful. Easy. Solution is nonreactive. Antibodies are stable. Madam President, we have a cure.

  President : Oh, thank God!

  Scientist : Outstanding.

  Benjamin : You did it, Doctor!

  Dev : It was a team effort, Terry.

• Dev : Well, tell them twins I said, "What's up?"

  Rachel : Yeah, they are expecting child support, so...

  Dev : Oh, well, tell the white one to keep waiting. I'm only supporting the one that looks like me, so

  [both laugh] 

• Rachel : What are you more into? Are you a boobs guy? Butts guy? Head, shoulders, knees, and toes guy?

  Dev : Yes, that's me. I usually Google "Scarlett Johansson, head, shoulders, knees, and toes." Sometimes I do just the head and shoulders, but the shampoo comes up. It's very confusing.

• Dev : Denise!

  Denise : What up dummies?

  Dev : We're debating what I should do about this whole Alice situation. Ya know? I texted her about her schedule, it's been two days I haven't hear anything back.

  Denise : So, she doesn't like you. What's the debate? I'm confused.

  Dev : Hey! Why you gotta be so pessimistic?