iZombie (TV Series)

Grumpy Old Liv (2015)

Rahul Kohli: Ravi Chakrabarti

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Quotes 

• [Ravi and Liv show up at the crime scene of a man crushed by a failed jack under a car] 

  Clive Babineaux : Watch out for the blood.

  Dr. Ravi Chakrabarti : This is why I pay someone to fix my car.

• [Liv returns late to the lab speaking to Ravi] 

  Olivia 'Liv' Moore : Sorry. I would've been back sooner but we got stuck behind an Asian driver.

  Dr. Ravi Chakrabarti : Hey, Archie Bunker. I'm of Asian descent.

  Olivia 'Liv' Moore : Great. Explain to your people how turn signals work.

  [Ravi freezes] 

• [Liv walks pass the mouse cage of New Hope in the lab] 

  Olivia 'Liv' Moore : Have you noticed that Final Hope hates me?

  Dr. Ravi Chakrabarti : Her name is New Hope, not Final Hope. You Know this. If I wanted to give her a depressing name, I would've gone with Phantom Menace. And she doesn't hate you, she just feels like you don't put enough energy into the relationship. And she is not gonna let you be a bit player in your grand drama. At least that's what she insinuated to me. Sorry, New Hope. I can't be trusted with secrets.

  Olivia 'Liv' Moore : I am serious about this.

  Dr. Ravi Chakrabarti : [Ravi sighs]  I think someone is feeling sorry for herself.

  Olivia 'Liv' Moore : Who, me? Or...

  Dr. Ravi Chakrabarti : Oh, you.

  Olivia 'Liv' Moore : Well, I do feel sorry for myself. But that doesn't mean I'm wrong about Final Hope. She looks traumatized every time I get close to her cage.

  Dr. Ravi Chakrabarti : Well, maybe it's the cannibalism. She is squeamish.

  Olivia 'Liv' Moore : Great. I'm grossing out a rat.

• [Liv swears to never have interpersonal relationships again] 

  Olivia 'Liv' Moore : Until I'm human again no more interpersonal relationships. I am all business. I'm one of the Riders of the apocalypse, leaving pestilence and misery in my wake.

  Dr. Ravi Chakrabarti : I take it drinks with the new roommate didn't go well.

• [Liv talks to Ravi about the remaining body of Wendell Gale] 

  Olivia 'Liv' Moore : We're cremating Wendell? We couldn't find any next of kin?

  Dr. Ravi Chakrabarti : We found them. They just weren't interested in claiming his body.

  Olivia 'Liv' Moore : [Liv rolls out Wendell's dead body, narrating]  What do you have to say for yourself, Wendell? Life dealt you a lousy hand, so you just folded tent, decided it was easier to be a rotten bastard. That's not gonna be me. I'm going down swinging.