iZombie (TV Series)

Grumpy Old Liv (2015)

David Anders: Blaine DeBeers

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Quotes 

• [Blaine offers Liv a piece of candy] 

  Blaine DeBeers : [Blaine chuckles]  Chocolate?

  Olivia 'Liv' Moore : Rain check.

  Blaine DeBeers : [Blaine unwraps the candy to put in his own mouth]  Oh, forgot. Taste buds as kaputski as the rest of you. Ah... mmm.

  Olivia 'Liv' Moore : [Blaine continues moaning with the candy in his mouth]  Are you eating that or impregnating it?

• [Blaine interviews a couple at a funeral home, Blaine's new place of business] 

  Blaine DeBeers : Death. I can't sugarcoat it. This won't be easy. But I'm here to make the process... What's the word? Palatable. It's what I do. You'd be hard-pressed to find anyone with more experience. I bet ever since you got the news, you've been walking around like a zombie, am I right? Yeah. I thought so. Just know this. My number-one priority is your piece of mind. I never stop thinking about it. So, let's take this journey together. What do you say? Hmm?

  [the couple look at each other, as Blaine shakes the hands of the couple] 

• [Liv for the first time visits Blaine at his place of business at the funeral home] 

  Olivia 'Liv' Moore : Oh, the humanity.

  Blaine DeBeers : [Blaine chuckles]  You see anything you like?

  Blaine DeBeers : [surrounded by coffins]  It's so rare the dead get to choose. I got one with a breakaway lid that's a real-time saver for today's zombie looking to make that classic-hand-shooting-up-through-the-dirt big entrance.

• [Blaine questions Liv about why she's still pretending to be a cop] 

  Blaine DeBeers : I'm curious. Why? Why are you still suiting up for Team Z? The uniform sucks. Morale is, let's be honest, consistently low. Don't tell me you've actually developed a taste for brains.

  Blaine DeBeers : [Liv remains silent]  Hold the phone! You dig it. You get off on being a hero, don't you?

  Blaine DeBeers : [Blaine begins imitating actor, Jimmy Stewart]  Oh, would you... Would you look at that. That's a... That's a crime-solving zombie. Roger, get in here! Why, she's a credit to her species. Why can't they all be like her?

  Olivia 'Liv' Moore : [Blaine laughs]  It's not a choice.

• [Blaine tells Liv he has no reason to help her find a cure for the zombie disease] 

  Blaine DeBeers : Why would I want to help? I'm human. I got a thriving business. I just learned I've been pre-approved for a Best Buy card. I've gone legit. Put my criminal ways behind me.

  Olivia 'Liv' Moore : We're not sure if your cure is permanent. The first batch killed the test rat inside of two days.

  Blaine DeBeers : And which batch did you shoot me up with?

  Olivia 'Liv' Moore : [Liv smiles]  The second.