iZombie (TV Series)
Grumpy Old Liv (2015)
Rose McIver: Olivia Moore
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Quotes
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[Blaine offers Liv a piece of candy]
Blaine DeBeers : [Blaine chuckles] Chocolate?
Olivia 'Liv' Moore : Rain check.
Blaine DeBeers : [Blaine unwraps the candy to put in his own mouth] Oh, forgot. Taste buds as kaputski as the rest of you. Ah... mmm.
Olivia 'Liv' Moore : [Blaine continues moaning with the candy in his mouth] Are you eating that or impregnating it?
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[Liv looks at the paintings inside of Byron Thistlewaite's house]
Olivia 'Liv' Moore : You do all of these paint by numbers, or you have a slow nephew or something?
Byron Thistlewaite : No, I found them at a gallery.
Olivia 'Liv' Moore : Were they in the garbage?
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[Liv returns late to the lab speaking to Ravi]
Olivia 'Liv' Moore : Sorry. I would've been back sooner but we got stuck behind an Asian driver.
Dr. Ravi Chakrabarti : Hey, Archie Bunker. I'm of Asian descent.
Olivia 'Liv' Moore : Great. Explain to your people how turn signals work.
[Ravi freezes]
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[Liv talks to Clive while an African male gang member keeps trying to get her attention at the police precinct]
Gang Member : Hey, Snowflake. You look like you could use a little color in you, you know what I'm saying?
Clive Babineaux : Sir. Unless you want to spend the night in the cell with Aryan Knights of the New Confederacy, you're gonna need to zip it.
Olivia 'Liv' Moore : Thanks, Clive. You're one of the good ones.
Clive Babineaux : [Clive slowly stands up from his chair taking Liv's comment as a racial slur] I'm gonna go get myself a coffee and try very hard to forget that you said that.
Olivia 'Liv' Moore : [Clive walks off] What? Oh, it was a compliment.
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[first lines]
Olivia 'Liv' Moore : [Liv walks up to her brother's hospital bed, narrating] Time heals all wounds. Time heals all wounds.
Olivia 'Liv' Moore : [Liv sits on the bed beside her brother Evan who's asleep] Hey, buddy.
Olivia 'Liv' Moore : [narrating] Another surgery to remove shrapnel. Three months. Three surgeries.
Eva Moore : [Eva Moore walks into the room] You need to leave. Right now.
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[Liv's brother Evan starts to wake up while in the hospital bed]
Evan : [mumbles] Liv...
Olivia 'Liv' Moore : Hey. I'm here.
Evan : [mumbles again] Go away. Don't come back. I don't ever want to see you again.
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[Liv leaves the hospital after visiting her brother who had just told her to never see him again]
Olivia 'Liv' Moore : [narrating] I couldn't have given Evan my blood even if I had been willing to turn him into a zombie. The second some nurse took my pulse and my temperature, they would've quarantined me. Maybe it's better this way. I'm radioactive. That I repel the people I love. Keep things simple. Harden yourself, Liv. You have no more family. You're a monster. Act like one.
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[Liv walks pass the mouse cage of New Hope in the lab]
Olivia 'Liv' Moore : Have you noticed that Final Hope hates me?
Dr. Ravi Chakrabarti : Her name is New Hope, not Final Hope. You Know this. If I wanted to give her a depressing name, I would've gone with Phantom Menace. And she doesn't hate you, she just feels like you don't put enough energy into the relationship. And she is not gonna let you be a bit player in your grand drama. At least that's what she insinuated to me. Sorry, New Hope. I can't be trusted with secrets.
Olivia 'Liv' Moore : I am serious about this.
Dr. Ravi Chakrabarti : [Ravi sighs] I think someone is feeling sorry for herself.
Olivia 'Liv' Moore : Who, me? Or...
Dr. Ravi Chakrabarti : Oh, you.
Olivia 'Liv' Moore : Well, I do feel sorry for myself. But that doesn't mean I'm wrong about Final Hope. She looks traumatized every time I get close to her cage.
Dr. Ravi Chakrabarti : Well, maybe it's the cannibalism. She is squeamish.
Olivia 'Liv' Moore : Great. I'm grossing out a rat.
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[Liv swears to never have interpersonal relationships again]
Olivia 'Liv' Moore : Until I'm human again no more interpersonal relationships. I am all business. I'm one of the Riders of the apocalypse, leaving pestilence and misery in my wake.
Dr. Ravi Chakrabarti : I take it drinks with the new roommate didn't go well.
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[Clive finds Liv in the police precinct snoring away on the couch]
Clive Babineaux : Liv. Liv!
Olivia 'Liv' Moore : [Liv gasps] What, already?
Clive Babineaux : Late night?
Olivia 'Liv' Moore : Suddenly you're Matlock?
Clive Babineaux : Neighbor of the deceased called the tip line, left an unintelligible message. I was gonna run it down. Any visions yet?
Olivia 'Liv' Moore : Yeah. I got a vision of you leaving me the hell alone, so I can catch some shut-eye.
Clive Babineaux : Fine. I'll handle this solo. You take care of that hangover.
Olivia 'Liv' Moore : Oh, brush the sand out of your crack and relax. I'm just busting your chops, flatfoot.
[Clive freezes, staring back]
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[Liv and Clive get out of the police car, as Liv yells at a couple teenage skateboarders rolling by on the sidewalk]
Olivia 'Liv' Moore : [Liv yells] Turn your hat around, punk. Show some respect!
Olivia 'Liv' Moore : [Clive stares at Liv] What? Was he crouching behind home plate at Yankee stadium?
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[Liv meets the anonymous phone lead, Byron Thistlewaite, as Liv reads his T-shirt]
Olivia 'Liv' Moore : 'T-shirts Are Passé'? I don't get it. You're wearing a T-shirt.
Byron Thistlewaite : It's meant to be ironic. It's a joke.
Olivia 'Liv' Moore : Good one.
Olivia 'Liv' Moore : [Byron chuckles] Your T-shirt is stupid. That's meant to be literal.
[Byron and Clive both get silent]
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[Byron Thistlewaite tells Liv and Clive about the local teenager that terrorizes the neighborhood]
Byron Thistlewaite : This... This kid, he's, like, the terror of the neighborhood.
Clive Babineaux : What kid?
Byron Thistlewaite : Rodney Ricks. Okay, he's from a couple blocks over. He's a real thug.
Olivia 'Liv' Moore : [Liv sits forward] He's a teenager. Not a bear. Pretend you got a pair and speak up, son.
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[Liv for the first time visits Blaine at his place of business at the funeral home]
Olivia 'Liv' Moore : Oh, the humanity.
Blaine DeBeers : [Blaine chuckles] You see anything you like?
Blaine DeBeers : [surrounded by coffins] It's so rare the dead get to choose. I got one with a breakaway lid that's a real-time saver for today's zombie looking to make that classic-hand-shooting-up-through-the-dirt big entrance.
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[Blaine questions Liv about why she's still pretending to be a cop]
Blaine DeBeers : I'm curious. Why? Why are you still suiting up for Team Z? The uniform sucks. Morale is, let's be honest, consistently low. Don't tell me you've actually developed a taste for brains.
Blaine DeBeers : [Liv remains silent] Hold the phone! You dig it. You get off on being a hero, don't you?
Blaine DeBeers : [Blaine begins imitating actor, Jimmy Stewart] Oh, would you... Would you look at that. That's a... That's a crime-solving zombie. Roger, get in here! Why, she's a credit to her species. Why can't they all be like her?
Olivia 'Liv' Moore : [Blaine laughs] It's not a choice.
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[Blaine tells Liv he has no reason to help her find a cure for the zombie disease]
Blaine DeBeers : Why would I want to help? I'm human. I got a thriving business. I just learned I've been pre-approved for a Best Buy card. I've gone legit. Put my criminal ways behind me.
Olivia 'Liv' Moore : We're not sure if your cure is permanent. The first batch killed the test rat inside of two days.
Blaine DeBeers : And which batch did you shoot me up with?
Olivia 'Liv' Moore : [Liv smiles] The second.
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[Liv tells Clive that the teenager boy, Rodney Ricks is guilty]
Olivia 'Liv' Moore : They brought in that Rodney Ricks kid who killed Wendell.
Clive Babineaux : He did it? You had a vision?
Olivia 'Liv' Moore : No! Good God, Lemon, patience! That kid screams guilty. He's wearing makeup, and his pants are hanging so low, they look like a bra for his ass.
Olivia 'Liv' Moore : [Liv sighs] Obama.
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[Liv and Clive begin questioning Rodney Ricks in the interrogation room]
Olivia 'Liv' Moore : I'm warning you, son. A bunch of good men didn't die face-down in the muck so you could paint your face like a $2 whore.
Clive Babineaux : I think what she means to say is, did you or did you not threaten Mr. Gale?
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[Clive asks Rodney Ricks to put his foot up on the table in the interrogation room]
Rodney Ricks : [Rodney puts it up to Clive] You know, if we were in Baghdad, this would be like me flipping you off.
Rodney Ricks : [Rodney looks at Liv] Should I put the other one up here, too?
Olivia 'Liv' Moore : Does this look like your gynecologist office?
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[Liv bumps into the nerdy Jimmy Hahn in the police precinct]
Olivia 'Liv' Moore : Did they find the guy who did that to your hair, or is he still at large?
Clive Babineaux : Jimmy. Jimmy. Hey, never mind her. There are some bear claws in the break room. Why don't you take mine?
Jimmy Hahn : I'm taking hers, too.
Olivia 'Liv' Moore : Oh, you'll lose a hand!
Jimmy Hahn : I'm not scared of you!
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[Clive and Liv pay a visit to Byron Thistlewaite's home to question him about his missing dog]
Clive Babineaux : Evening, Mr. Thistlewaite. We had a few more...
Olivia 'Liv' Moore : [Liv quickly interrupts Clive] Where's your dog, Byron?
Byron Thistlewaite : Uh...
Olivia 'Liv' Moore : 'Uh. Uh. Uh.' It's a simple question. Don't stall for time. Don't invent a story. Produce the dog.
Byron Thistlewaite : [Byron begins calling for his dog] Lana! Come here, girl.
Olivia 'Liv' Moore : [the dog comes running from around the corner as Liv exhales] Hmm. As we suspected... You have a dog. That's just a little game we play called, 'Does the person we're questioning have a dog?'
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[Liv talks to Ravi about the remaining body of Wendell Gale]
Olivia 'Liv' Moore : We're cremating Wendell? We couldn't find any next of kin?
Dr. Ravi Chakrabarti : We found them. They just weren't interested in claiming his body.
Olivia 'Liv' Moore : [Liv rolls out Wendell's dead body, narrating] What do you have to say for yourself, Wendell? Life dealt you a lousy hand, so you just folded tent, decided it was easier to be a rotten bastard. That's not gonna be me. I'm going down swinging.
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[Liv lays in bed, listening to her headphones while looking up at her bedroom ceiling]
Olivia 'Liv' Moore : [narrating] When I was 21, it was a very good year. 27? Less great. Best friend gone. Love of my life avoiding me. And my brother and mom still unwilling to hear me out. Tomorrow I'll eat a new brain, get Wendell out of my system. Maybe someday I'll be forgiven. With any luck, someone with a winning personality is out there getting murdered right now. Whoa. Uncool, Liv. Get out of my head, Wendell.
Olivia 'Liv' Moore : [there's a knock on Liv's bedroom door, as she turns off her handheld radio] Yeah?
Gilda : Hey, roomie? Wanna watch the season premiere of Zombie High?
Olivia 'Liv' Moore : [narrating] Not really. I want to stay in here feeling sorry for myself, not listen to IRS break room gossip.
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[Liv joins her new roommate Gilda in the living room to watch some Zombie High, when it's revealed Liv's new roomie is a spy for Vaughn Du Clark]
Olivia 'Liv' Moore : Hmm. What are those pesky zombies up to this week?
Gilda : [Gilda smiles] Death and mayhem. The ush.
Olivia 'Liv' Moore : Hey, how was work?
Gilda : [Gilda chuckles, talking about Major] Oh, my God. You would not believe the guy we hired. Super freaking hot. Like, stupid how. Magic Mike hot.
Olivia 'Liv' Moore : Right on. Are you gonna work your Gilda magic on him?
Gilda : [Gilda sighs] It's under serious consideration. Maybe I'll just toy with him for a while.
Olivia 'Liv' Moore : Oh, he doesn't stand a chance.
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[last lines]
Olivia 'Liv' Moore : [Gilda laughs, as Liv begins yelling at the TV] No, zombie!
Olivia 'Liv' Moore : [Gilda stares at Liv with an evil smirk] Dumb, dumb, zombie.
