- Farkle Minkus: Every sport is the same. Being good at sports is just a matter of physics.
- Lucas Friar: Don't you mess up America's most favorite thing with America's least favorite thing!
- Lucas Friar: All right, Farkle, let's see what you got.
- [throws a basketball towards him. Farkle does not react and gets hit by the basketball, falling over]
- Lucas Friar: I quit.
- Farkle Minkus: I will not fail this assignment...
- [steps on a basketball and falls backwards]
- Lucas Friar: I quit again.
- Farkle Minkus: I've never even understood this game. You run around the bases and try to get home, right?
- Lucas Friar: Yeah.
- Farkle Minkus: Well, why do you need the other bases?
- Lucas Friar: Because you can't get home until you've run all of them.
- Farkle Minkus: But the quickest way between two points is a straight line.
- Lucas Friar: You wanna get rid of the bases?
- Farkle Minkus: Yeah, game's over sooner and we can all get back to physics.
- Lucas Friar: Farkle, not everyone lives for theories and numbers.
- Farkle Minkus: Well, they should. Come here.
- [picks up a basketball, and he and Lucas go to the other side of the basketball court]
- Farkle Minkus: Shoot.
- Lucas Friar: [snorts] That's a waste of time. It's an impossible shot.
- Farkle Minkus: Running the bases is a waste of time. This impossible shot...
- [calculates perfect angles in his head, then helps Lucas with his position]
- Lucas Friar: Oh...
- Farkle Minkus: ...is not impossible at all.
- Lucas Friar: I don't know, Farkle...
- Farkle Minkus: Shoot it.
- [Lucas shoots the ball. It goes in a perfect angle straight into the hoop]
- Lucas Friar: I believe everything you say now.
- Jingles the Clown: You know what this is?
- Riley Matthews: It's a pretty flower!
- Maya Hart: I think it's not.