Girl Meets World (TV Series)

Girl Meets Cory and Topanga (2015)

Corey Fogelmanis: Farkle Minkus

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Quotes 

• Farkle Minkus : Every sport is the same. Being good at sports is just a matter of physics.

  Lucas Friar : Don't you mess up America's most favorite thing with America's least favorite thing!

• Lucas Friar : All right, Farkle, let's see what you got.

  [throws a basketball towards him. Farkle does not react and gets hit by the basketball, falling over] 

  Lucas Friar : I quit.

  Farkle Minkus : I will not fail this assignment...

  [steps on a basketball and falls backwards] 

  Lucas Friar : I quit again.

• Farkle Minkus : I've never even understood this game. You run around the bases and try to get home, right?

  Lucas Friar : Yeah.

  Farkle Minkus : Well, why do you need the other bases?

  Lucas Friar : Because you can't get home until you've run all of them.

  Farkle Minkus : But the quickest way between two points is a straight line.

  Lucas Friar : You wanna get rid of the bases?

  Farkle Minkus : Yeah, game's over sooner and we can all get back to physics.

• Lucas Friar : Farkle, not everyone lives for theories and numbers.

  Farkle Minkus : Well, they should. Come here.

  [picks up a basketball, and he and Lucas go to the other side of the basketball court] 

  Farkle Minkus : Shoot.

  Lucas Friar : [snorts]  That's a waste of time. It's an impossible shot.

  Farkle Minkus : Running the bases is a waste of time. This impossible shot...

  [calculates perfect angles in his head, then helps Lucas with his position] 

  Lucas Friar : Oh...

  Farkle Minkus : ...is not impossible at all.

  Lucas Friar : I don't know, Farkle...

  Farkle Minkus : Shoot it.

  [Lucas shoots the ball. It goes in a perfect angle straight into the hoop] 

  Lucas Friar : I believe everything you say now.