Gortimer Gibbon's Life on Normal Street (TV Series)

Gortimer and the Blazer of Glory (2015)

Sloane Morgan Siegel: Gortimer Gibbon

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Quotes 

• [first lines] 

  Gortimer Gibbon : [narrating]  The first day of school is a fresh start, a chance to redefine yourself. Do you try a different look, start a new trend or just follow one? Do you try to stand out or look for ways to blend in, or stick with what works - or, at least, what used to work.

• [Ranger opens his locker, which is packed with books, food and other objects] 

  Mel Fuller : You've only had this locker for an hour and a half.

  Ranger Bowen : You know my motto.

  Mel Fuller : Ninjas are everywhere?

  Gortimer Gibbon : When in doubt... tacos?

  Ranger Bowen : Be ready for anything. For example, I have 500 water balloons just for Waterloo.

  Gortimer Gibbon : I can't wait. This water balloon fight is going to go down in history!

• Mel Fuller : Well, if we want this water balloon fight to be truly historic, we're going to need a force multiplier.

  Ranger Bowen : Something that makes the other kids wet themselves - with their own balloons.

  Gortimer Gibbon : Well, then we're going to need bigger splashes, longer range - a catapult. You know, the one with the swinging thing at the bottom.

  Mel Fuller : That's a trebuchet, which would be perfect. We could lob balloons all the way across the field.

  Ranger Bowen : Medieval! I like it - but wouldn't we run out of ammo too fast?

  Mel Fuller : One problem at a time. First we need to figure out if we can actually build it. My place after school - we'll talk blueprints.