Gravity Falls (TV Series)

A Tale of Two Stans (2015)

J.K. Simmons: Ford Pines

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• Ford Pines : Okay, Stanley, here's the deal. You can stay here the rest of the summer to watch the kids. I'll stay down in the basement and try to contain any remaining damage. But when the summer's over, you give me my house back, you give me my name back, and this Mystery Shack junk is over forever. You got it?

  Grunkle Stan : You really aren't gonna thank me, are you?

  [Beat] 

  Grunkle Stan : Fine. On one condition: you stay away from the kids; I don't want them in danger. Cause as far as I'm concerned, they're the only family I have left.

• Ford Pines : Stan, you didn't tell me there were children down here. And some sort of large, hairless gopher?

  Soos : Heh heh! I get that a lot!