Mom (TV Series)

Patient Zero and the Chocolate Fountain (2015)

Allison Janney: Bonnie Plunkett

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Quotes 

• Christy : [after Christy crashes her car]  What am I supposed to do now?

  Bonnie : You'll have to drive my car.

  Christy : Your car is in a police impound.

  Bonnie : Then let's go get it.

  Christy : With what money?

  Bonnie : Okay, I'll make some money. Who here wants to have sex with me and my daughter?

  [bus skids to a stop and throws them off] 

  Bonnie : Come on, I was joking!

• Bonnie : I'm off to pick up litter on the highway which includes dirty diapers, used condoms, and urine-filled Big Gulps.

  Christy : And whose fault is that?

  Bonnie : I have *never* peed in a cup unless ordered by the court.

• Bonnie : I'm sorry I took those pills, I'm sorry I lied to you, I'm sorry I started drinking again, I'm sorry I got arrested, I'm sorry I blamed everybody else for my own mistakes.

  Christy : Well, it's nice to finally hear you say that.