- Regina: [Christy remarks about the year Bonnie's had] Excuse me, the year she's had? Did she spend time in prison?
- Marjorie: Is she battling cancer?
- Jill Kendall: Did her hair guy move to Japan without warning?
- Christy: Oh please, I give my son that same haircut.
- Bonnie: [looking through a tenant's medicine cabinet] Stuff to help you poop, stuff to make the pooping stop, okay now I know why the toilet's clogged.
- Bonnie: [perched on the top of a jungle gym in the park] Maybe I don't want to be sober anymore. I'm done with it.
- Christy: [sternly] Okay then. Then you're done with me too.
- Bonnie: What's that supposed to mean?
- Christy: It means you're done with me, and you're done with your grandchildren!
- [walks away]
- Bonnie: I'll still see my grandkids! I'll see Roscoe when he comes to play in the park!
- Bonnie: [taking hits off nitrous oxide and laughing] How did your wife die?
- Richard: Massive heart attack.
- [they laugh]
- Bonnie: My boyfriend died the same way.
- [they laugh]
- Bonnie: My best friend has cancer!
- [they laugh louder]
- Richard: [barely able to talk] I haven't talked to my daughter in 15 years!
- [they laugh]
- Regina: Don't get me wrong, I love staying at Jill's house, but every time she has company over, they all hand me their coats.
- Jill Kendall: I told you, it's not because you're black, it's because you look like my old maid. Christy, back me up here.
- Christy: Her old maid was beautiful.
- Christy: [as Bonnie gets up at the meeting] Is it me or is my mom wearing two different shoes?
- Jill Kendall: I thought it was to match her two different earrings.