Mike Jeavons: Mike J.

Quotes 

• [last lines] 

  Mike J. : It's a nice change of pace from the previous Air Bud movies, and I have to admit, the dogs are god-damn bloody adorable! The performances are fine, and the CGI isn't terrible, except for Deputy Sniffer who speaks via whatever the hell this is. It's not a terrible film. In fact, I kind of enjoyed it, but maybe that's just because I sat there giggling at the puppies being cute. So now that you've deleted that nasty comment and replaced it with something that purely praises me, do you wanna go and grab a cup of tea? Yeah? Let's do it, let's go grab a cup of tea. Ah, psyche! I finished my tea! Ha! Got you again!

• [first lines] 

  Mike J. : Hello, I'm a British person, and if you've seen my show before, then you'll know all about my opinion of talking dogs in movies. I want to stamp on their heads. I've looked at several of the Buddies movies before, but never the movie which started the stereotype-driven craze. So I guess now is as good a time as any, eh? Eh? No it's not. When the makers of Air Bud ran out of sports they could force a dog to play badly but pretended it played them well, they decided to retire the pooch and have him shack up with the sexy dog across the street, and as a result, five annoying little puppies were born. As was this movie, along with my sudden onset of self-loathing and disgust! Here's Air Buddies.