Brooklyn Nine-Nine (TV Series)

Det. Dave Majors (2015)

Andy Samberg: Jake Peralta

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• Rosa Diaz : You should've told him to back off.

  Jake Peralta : I can't go around telling guys not to ask Amy out because I like her and I'm too dumb to do anything about it. I can't make a woman's choice for her, I stand with Wendy. Did I do that right?

  Rosa Diaz : No.

  Jake Peralta : Oh.

• Dave Majors : Wanna go get a drink there later? I'd ask Amy also, but I can only bring one guest.

  Jake Peralta : Nah, it's cool, I'm sure she's busy tonight anyway. Taxes are due in eight months.

  Dave Majors : Actually, they were due two weeks ago.

  Jake Peralta : Well. That is a horrible surprise.

• Jake Peralta : Hey uh, now that it's just us, there's a thing I wanted to say adaza you...

  Amy Santiago : Why doesn't your mouth work?

  Jake Peralta : "Why doesn't your mouth work", title of our sex tape.

  Amy Santiago : What?

  Jake Peralta : Your sex tape! What? No!

• Jake Peralta : Rosa's wearing pink. Rosa's wearing pink!

  Amy Santiago : Are we sure it's not a white shirt that's just been bloodied in a motorcycle crash?

  Terry Jeffords : Maybe it wasn't her. Does she have a twin sister?

  Gina Linetti : If Rosa had a twin, she would've eaten her in the womb.

• Jake Peralta : I've been thinking about asking her out for the last couple of weeks, but it's hard. There's so much build up now, you know?

  Rosa Diaz : Not really. I don't ask people out, I just tell them where we're going.

• Jake Peralta : Why did I have to solve the case? Why couldn't I have let those guys continue to terrorize Brooklyn until I built up the nerve to ask out a girl?

  Rosa Diaz : You're a good cop. Do not beat yourself up about that.