- Caroline Forbes: [Damon and Elena finally shows up after romantic interlude] Well, I hope it was worth it.
- Damon Salvatore: Actually...
- Caroline Forbes: Ugh. Gross! Not the time.
- Caroline Forbes: To be honest, I think that maybe this is a good thing. Because no matter how good Danielle was, I'm pretty sure I'm better.
- Elena Gilbert: Caroline,
- [hugs her]
- Elena Gilbert: I missed you!
- Caroline Forbes: I missed me too. Thank you for getting me back.
- Elena Gilbert: I'm human now, not blind. And I'm not fragile either. You don't have to walk on eggshells around me.
- Caroline Forbes: I do, actually. Because if you walked on them, they could cut you. You'd get infected and probably die.
- Elena Gilbert: You know what? Given my luck, that actually seems possible.
- Caroline Forbes: [sighs] I tried to kill you. My humanity was off, but I still tried to kill you, and you're my friend, and I'm sorry.
- Tyler Lockwood: It's funny.
- [nods]
- Tyler Lockwood: You and I moved on a while ago, but getting tortured by your ex and her new boyfriend is never good for the ego.
- Caroline Forbes: He's not my boyfriend.
- Tyler Lockwood: Whatever he is... I can't keep up.
- Caroline Forbes: You have to know, I would never do anything like that if it wasn't...
- Tyler Lockwood: You're good, Care. And if you wanna make amends, let me get the hell out of here.
- Caroline Forbes: [merry laughter] Nice try. But if I was getting married at an altar that looked like that, I would be divorced in a week. So, come on, Lockwood. Next row.
- Stefan Salvatore: All right, just say it, I'm wrong, I'm making this about me, I'm being selfish.
- Caroline Forbes: No, sorry, not wanting to lose your brother is pretty low on the selfish scale. Forcing someone to turn off their humanity, on the other hand, that's...
- Stefan Salvatore: Hmm... yeah... that's, uh... that's way up there.
- Caroline Forbes: Yeah.
- [his hand covers hers]
- Caroline Forbes: Do you hate me?
- Stefan Salvatore: No, of course I don't hate you. Doesn't mean that I don't hate the way you handled things.
- Caroline Forbes: Well, that makes two of us.