- Voice of cosmotology cruise promo: Welcome to Innerwaves, the only cruise ship owned and operated by the Church of Cosmetology. The Great Founder took the lessons he learned as a Studio City cosmetologist and divined a power so explosive, he freaked out in the makeup room at Simon & Simon.
- Gretchen Chalker: Look!
- [She presses a button on her watch]
- Gretchen Chalker: I can make my voice sound like different celebrities!
- Steve Buscemi: 'I can make my voice sound like different celebrities!'