Mom (TV Series)

Sick Popes and a Red Ferrari (2015)

Jaime Pressly: Jill Kendall

Quotes 

• Jill Kendall : Were you this angry with me when I relapsed?

  Christy : No.

  Jill Kendall : Then why's this different?

  Christy : Because you haven't disappointed me my entire life.

  Jill Kendall : Well, at least you still have your mom. Mine died on me when I was 16 years old.

  Christy : Really? Oh my God, Jill, I'm sorry, I didn't know, what happened?

  Jill Kendall : Well she battled depression her entire life, but after a while she finally just lost the will to live, and she drove her red Ferrari into the garage, shut the door and carbon monoxide took care of the rest.

• Christy : Rat trap, rat trap! Oh my God, it's still alive.

  Jill Kendall : [calmly]  What do we do?

  Christy : I don't know, I hate to see the poor thing suffer.

  Jill Kendall : Okay.

  [takes pocket pistol out of her purse and shoots it] 

  Jill Kendall : It's dead.

  Christy : [shocked]  You keep a gun in your purse?

  Jill Kendall : Well you can't really call this a gun.

  [takes out big black pistol, grinning] 

  Jill Kendall : *This* is a gun!