The Vampire Diaries (TV Series)

I Could Never Love Like That (2015)

Lane Miller: Bartender

Quotes 

• Caroline Forbes : I scared you, right? With the whole chair flippy and the bottle thing?

  Bartender : Who are you people?

  Caroline Forbes : Oh, I'm Caroline. This is Stefan. And that,

  [points at Chris' dead body, then licks off fingers] 

  Caroline Forbes : mm, was delicious. Taste.

  [offers to Stefan] 

  Stefan Salvatore : [licks blood off fingers]  Mm.

  Bartender : What's going on?

  Stefan Salvatore : Well, Caroline and I have a little bet that she would scare you to death.

  Caroline Forbes : Like literally

  [nods] 

  Caroline Forbes : scare you to death.

  Stefan Salvatore : But you have to understand that this is her first time messing with somebody, so she didn't realize the whole dead body shock-drop thing is a... complete cliché.

  Bartender : Cliché? This guy was my friend.

  Caroline Forbes : Then why aren't you freaking out? A panic attack. A heart attack. Come on. Give me at least something.