Bob's Burgers (TV Series)

The Runway Club (2015)

John Roberts: Linda Belcher, Jocelyn, Jocelyn's Mom, Horse

Quotes 

• Sally : So, are you guys gonna buy any magazines?

  Linda Belcher : No, Sally, 'cause your life is a lie.

• Jocelyn : We have immunity! That means we don't have to design an outfit this round and we can never die.

  Tammy : Just the first thing. The second thing is incorrect.

• Linda Belcher : Today was a good day.

  Bob Belcher : Yeah. We got screwed, but Jimmy Pesto got screwed more.

  Linda Belcher : Yeah.

• Gene Belcher : I can't believe we're at school on a Saturday. The Cotton Candy Festival is today at Wonder Wharf!

  Tina Belcher : I heard they have unusual and exotic flavors like lasagna.

  Gene Belcher : And chimichurri!

  Bob Belcher : Well, you'll never know since you'll all be in detention.

  Louise Belcher : Dad, Tina will give you all the money in her bank account if you take us to Wonder Wharf right now.

  Tina Belcher : Please? By the time we get out of detention, the festival will be over.

  Linda Belcher : Well, you should've thought about that before you got in trouble. Good kids eat cotton, bad kids eat notton.

• Linda Belcher : Hi, sweetie. Can I help you?

  Sally : Hi. Good afternoon. My name is Sally. I hope that you're enjoying your day. Would you like to buy some magazine subscriptions to help me learn communication skills, help me buy textbooks and send me on a trip to Turtle Camp in Florida? I'm only 283 points away from my goal.

  Linda Belcher : Turtle Camp?

  Bob Belcher : Uh, no, thanks. We're-we're not interested. At all.

  Linda Belcher : Aw. I love turtles. What do you do at camp? You get in a little canoe with them? Do turtle crafts?

  Sally : You can select up to ten magazines from any of these titles for only $17.

  Teddy : That sounds like a great deal.

  Bob Belcher : Fake. This is fake. Not real.

  Linda Belcher : I'll take a look!

  Bob Belcher : Fake.

• Bob Belcher : Lin, Th... they never send you the magazines.

  Sally : You will start receiving issues within 30 days.

  Bob Belcher : Uh, hold on one second, Sally. Quick conversation over here with my wife.

  [to Linda] 

  Bob Belcher : Lin, no.

  Linda Belcher : They have "Open-Toe Living".

  Bob Belcher : Linda, it's a scam. You give them money and they just take it.

  Linda Belcher : Sally's a scammer? Our Sally?

  Bob Belcher : Somebody's scamming her, too. They put her up to it.

  Teddy : [leans over to Bob and Linda]  What are we talking about over here?

  Linda Belcher : Somebody is scamming Sally.

  Teddy : Bastard!

  Linda Belcher : We got to help her.

  Bob Belcher : Or we can just nicely ask her to leave.

  Linda Belcher : No, Bobby. We lost three kids to detention today. We're not losing Sally, too.