Bob's Burgers (TV Series)

The Runway Club (2015)

Jenny Slate: Tammy, Sally

Quotes 

• Tammy : [to her dad]  I can't believe you won't go to detention for me.

  Tammy's Dad : I already told you, if I could I would, but I can't fit into your clothes, Tammy. You know I want to.

  Tammy : You want to go to detention for me or you want to wear my clothes?

• Sally : So, are you guys gonna buy any magazines?

  Linda Belcher : No, Sally, 'cause your life is a lie.

• Tammy : I can't believe I have to work with Tina. She smells like failure and her hair smells like ketchup.

  Tina Belcher : It's not like I want to work with you, either, Tammy. And you're wrong. My hair doesn't smell like ketchup. My skin does.

• Jocelyn : We have immunity! That means we don't have to design an outfit this round and we can never die.

  Tammy : Just the first thing. The second thing is incorrect.

• Tammy : Hey, Tina. How about a little side bet? Winner gets to wear their sparkle jelly bracelet, loser has to throw theirs in the trash.

  Tina Belcher : You have a deal.

  Tammy : We have a deal like Ally McBeal.

  Tina Belcher : We have a deal like Steven Spiel... berg.

• Tammy : You're a liar without a hair dryer. This is your sister's fault!

  Gene Belcher : I'm a boy!

• Linda Belcher : Hi, sweetie. Can I help you?

  Sally : Hi. Good afternoon. My name is Sally. I hope that you're enjoying your day. Would you like to buy some magazine subscriptions to help me learn communication skills, help me buy textbooks and send me on a trip to Turtle Camp in Florida? I'm only 283 points away from my goal.

  Linda Belcher : Turtle Camp?

  Bob Belcher : Uh, no, thanks. We're-we're not interested. At all.

  Linda Belcher : Aw. I love turtles. What do you do at camp? You get in a little canoe with them? Do turtle crafts?

  Sally : You can select up to ten magazines from any of these titles for only $17.

  Teddy : That sounds like a great deal.

  Bob Belcher : Fake. This is fake. Not real.

  Linda Belcher : I'll take a look!

  Bob Belcher : Fake.

• Bob Belcher : Lin, Th... they never send you the magazines.

  Sally : You will start receiving issues within 30 days.

  Bob Belcher : Uh, hold on one second, Sally. Quick conversation over here with my wife.

  [to Linda] 

  Bob Belcher : Lin, no.

  Linda Belcher : They have "Open-Toe Living".

  Bob Belcher : Linda, it's a scam. You give them money and they just take it.

  Linda Belcher : Sally's a scammer? Our Sally?

  Bob Belcher : Somebody's scamming her, too. They put her up to it.

  Teddy : [leans over to Bob and Linda]  What are we talking about over here?

  Linda Belcher : Somebody is scamming Sally.

  Teddy : Bastard!

  Linda Belcher : We got to help her.

  Bob Belcher : Or we can just nicely ask her to leave.

  Linda Belcher : No, Bobby. We lost three kids to detention today. We're not losing Sally, too.

• Tammy : Ugh, you copied my bracelet, Tina and now you want to take my stapler?

  Tina Belcher : Why don't you staple your mouth shut 'cause your face keeps falling open and dumb words keep coming out.

• Tammy : Hey, Tina! You guys are gonna lose! So bracelet in your facelet is what I'm talking about!

  Tina Belcher : You want to go, Tammy? Want to go?