- Max Black: This just in, work is so much more fun when your sleeping with a co-worker.
- Nash: Max, that was good. It was five Hail Marys good. I think we made the dishes dirtier.
- Caroline Channing: Max, he's cute, but how can you even stay hard with that accent?
- [in Irish accent]
- Caroline Channing: Come here, Max. I wanna hump you a wee bit.
- Max Black: What can I say, I always had a thing for the guy on the box of Lucky Charms.