Rick and Morty (TV Series)

A Rickle in Time (2015)

Justin Roiland: Rick Sanchez, Morty Smith, Albert Einstein

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Quotes 

• Rick : Can somebody just let me out of here? If I die in a cage I lose a bet.

• Rick : Uncertainty is inherently unsustainable. Eventually, everything either is or isn't.

• Rick : [interrupting Beth]  Whatever you are asking, the answer is I'm amazing.

• Beth Smith : Sweetie, is your shirt on backwards?

  Jerry Smith : ...Yeah! I like it this way. I'm not stupid!

  Rick : Man that guy is the Redgrin Grumbholt of pretending he knows what's going on.

• Morty : If you could get out that whole time why didn't you?

  Rick : Because I waited until I was certain it was what I wanted to do, Morty! That's the difference between you and me: I'm certain, and you're a walking burlap sack filled with turds.

• [Summer, Rick, and Morty are experiencing a glitch as a result of the siblings' bickering and their reality has been split into two hypothetical timelines, which Rick is scrambling to reconcile] 

  Rick : Uncertainty is inherently unsustainable. Eventually, everything either is or isn't. And we've got about four hours to be "is."

  Morty : [in both timelines]  Or...?

  Rick : We "isn't." Alright, since this time crystal exists in both possibilities, and since it's impossible that I didn't nail this, I'm probably about to press this button in both possibilities at exactly the same time.

  Morty , Summer : [in both timelines]  How do you know that...

  Rick : Whatever you're asking, the answer is I'm amazing. And away we go!

  [Rick presses a button on the time crystal and the two realities begin to mend. Unfortunately, Morty and Summer are standing on opposite sides of their respective counterparts, interrupting their fusion] 

  Rick : Huh. What do you now, it's working.

  Morty , Summer : Ow, ow, ow!

  Rick : Oh, shit!

  [time splits in two again] 

  Rick : What the hell is wrong with you two! I-I mean you four!

  Morty , Summer : That hurt! That was painful.

  Rick : Good! I'm glad it was painful, you deserve it! I saw you! Y-you're both

  [belches] 

  Rick : all over the damn place! We've been split for twenty minutes and your lives are already scattered to the quantum fucking wind?

• [Rick has given Morty his collar, saving his life but sacrificing himself] 

  Rick : I'm okay with this. Be good, Morty. Be better than me.

  [Rick spots Morty's broken collar] 

  Rick : Holy shit, the other collar! I'm not okay with this! I am *not* okay with this!

• Morty : If you could get out that whole time why didn't you?

  Morty : Because I waited until I was certain it was what I wanted to do, Morty! That's the difference between you and me: I'm certain, and you're a walking burlap sack filled with turds.