Dave Made a Maze (2017)

Adam Busch: Gordon

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• Dave : Where's that beard at!

  Gordon : The beard's on my face!

  Dave : I said where's that beard at!

  Gordon : I said the beard's on my face!

  Dave : What you say?

  Gordon : I said the beard's on my face!

• Gordon : I can't believe you actually made this.

  Dave : Well, it's not finished yet. But pretty cool, huh? The interesting thing is that I started in the center and built outward like a seashell.

  Gordon : The interesting thing is that you got lost.

• Gordon : Did she die, or did she just turn into a craft project?

• Annie : He's lost in a cardboard maze in our living room.

  Gordon : Not true. He's lost in a cardboard maze in your living room that he built. It's way stupider.

• Dave : Instead of trying to defeat the maze, we've gotta complete the maze!

  Gordon : We're not just going to do that because it rhymes.

  Dave : Well then, how about instead of trying to diminish it .. you guys help me finish it.

  Gordon : How about instead of rhyming .. fine wining.

  Annie : Guys, focus!

• Gordon : What the hell is this? Is this blood?

  Annie : Is this my good yarn?

  Gordon : Did she die, or did she just turn into a craft project?

  Annie : Her head fell off, so I'm gonna say that .. she's dead?