Two and a Half Men (TV Series)

Of Course He's Dead: Part 1 & 2 (2015)

Arnold Schwarzenegger: Lieutenant Wagner

Quotes 

• Christian Slater : I'm telling ya, I'm not Charlie Harper.

  Lieutenant Wagner : Who are you?

  Christian Slater : My name is Christian Slater. I'm an actor, alright. I was in a bar, this guy hands me a drink. Next thing I know, I wake up in a hotel room dressed like a twelve year old, with a screaming woman in the closet.

  Lieutenant Wagner : Yeah right. And I'm the governor of California.