- Laura Diamond: Just keep talking
- Tony Abbott: Uh
- Laura Diamond: I'm desperate for any conversation that doesn't include the words "homocide" or "pokemon"!
- Francesca 'Frankie' Pulaski: We're not all the same. With Gamma Nus stood for sisterhood, service and integrity
- Laura Diamond: Yeah, well, the sororities I knew, stood for diet pills, keg-stands and STDs
- Francesca 'Frankie' Pulaski: Yeah, I... didn't get into those!
- Alicia: [On the phone] Personally, I suggest you get a Sicilian. Wax that is, not pizza!
- Laura Diamond: What's a Sicilian? I've heard of a Brazilian, but anyway, I heard that, uh, all natural's on a come back
- Alicia: Men beard is back, lady beard not so much
- Laura Diamond: Okay, text me the name of your person
- Alicia: And don't forget to do you kegels
- Laura Diamond: Hanging up now!
- Meredith Bose: Sorry, Caroline was downtown, her internship at Palster
- Laura Diamond: Whatster?
- Meredith Bose: Palster. Biggest tech startup in New York. They're gonna do to Facebook what Facebook did to MySpace
- Francesca 'Frankie' Pulaski: Maybe the sorority isn't the only place Caroline kept an enemy
- Laura Diamond: Great. You're coming with me. I need you to translate nerd to English
- Laura Diamond: Tell Billy to meet me at Nerd Fest
- Meredith Bose: Tech Fest
- Laura Diamond: Tomato, Tomahto
- Laura Diamond: [Tries to sit on her desk] Au! Ah, this is a disaster
- Max Carnegie: Did the boys put fire ants in your skivvies again?
- Laura Diamond: No. This morning, before work, I went to Sicily. Never to return!
- Max Carnegie: Must be a bad reaction to the wax. Give it a day, if it still hurts, I like to apply a combination of corns starch and shea butter , that just...
- [Everyone gazes at him]
- Max Carnegie: I said too much!
- Francesca 'Frankie' Pulaski: She loves you
- Brittany Furlan: Oh, that's adorable. I thought only young people follow Vine
- Meredith Bose: I'm... young
- Brittany Furlan: Oh
- Laura Diamond: Welcome to my world