- Alan Harper: [Walking into the kitchen where Lyndsey, Ms McMartin, and Walden are making breakfast] Oh, oh, this is so uncomfortable.
- Walden Schmidt: Why?
- Alan Harper: Well, I'm about to have breakfast with my current lover, my former lover, and my husband. Oh, my god, I'm turning into my mother!
- Lyndsey Mackelroy: Well, to be fair, your mother slept with a lot more women.