Paws of Fury: The Legend of Hank (2022)

Michael Cera: Hank

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• Hank : Life is short. And this movie is only 85 minutes long, not including end credits, so we have to hurry.

• Jimbo : Defend yourself.

  Hank : What am I supposed to do with a stick?

  Jimbo : Lesson one, it is not so important what you do, as it is important that you do something. A warrior has cat-like reflexes.

  Hank : I'm not a cat. I'm a dog!

  Jimbo : Nobody's perfect.

• Hank : Wait. That music. Hey, this is the training montage, isn't it? Hey, can we just skip ahead to the part where I'm good?

  Jimbo : No. This is my favorite part. The part where you suffer.

• Ika Chu : I am offering to make you the new samurai of Kakamucho.

  Hank : Kakamucho? What's that?

  Ika Chu : In the way.

• Hank : Hey, is there a book? You know, an instruction manual, like "How to be a Samurai?"

  Jimbo : You mean "Samurai For Dummies?

  Hank : Yes!

  Jimbo : No. That would be dumb.

• Sumo : Sumo have edamame bean on face. Sumo very allergic.

  Hank : So, we're all good then?

• Hank : AAAAHHH! He's driving backwards, the police will caught him!

• Hank , The Shogun , Jimbo , Ohga , Ichiro , Yuki , Sumo , Ika Chu , Chuck , Little Mama : SURPRISE!

• Hank : Earrape incoming again!

• Hank : Earrape incoming again!

  Jimbo : Loud volume warning!

• Hank , Emiko : Wow! Just listen to the marching band! Do we have to?

• Hank , Emiko : Wow! Just listen to the military marching band! Do we have to?

• Hank : What is that anyway? The Wheels on the-Old Mac-Viva Song? That's a totally zany, mad, wacky, nutty, bonkers mashup ever, in an electronic dance music style!

  Jimbo : Holy sherbert! That mashup is going to hurt my ears! And it's so outrageous! Ah man, it's so loud