iZombie (TV Series)

Blaine's World (2015)

David Anders: Blaine DeBeers

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Quotes 

• Blaine DeBeers : No one's stopping you, brother. Look, I don't know if you're hungry, but you know what my mom always says?

  Major Lilywhite : "Why'd I stop using birth control?"

• Blaine DeBeers : Oh, man. He doesn't know? Dude, you are about to go out with one large dose of irony. Seattle's preeminent zombie hunter, not realizing the entire time that his own beloved - I mean, the hair, the eyes, the complexion. You thought those were, what? Just questionable style choices?

• [first lines] 

  Blaine DeBeers : [on the phone]  Just calm your ass down, we're not a pizza place! There's no 30-minute-or-less guarantee. You'll get your astronaut brains when you get them.

• Blaine DeBeers : [to Major in the deep freeze]  This has got to suck. So I've been doing a bit of online research trying to figure out how long you'll survive in here before body parts start falling off, and guess what I discovered? Most of the pertinent data comes courtesy of the Nazis. Yeah. Those Nazis. Great minds, huh? They wanted to know if there was something in Russian genetics that allowed those commie bastards to survive Stalingrad winters. Spoiler alert, there wasn't. Turns out we all freeze to death roughly the same way.

  Blaine DeBeers : But I digress. The point is, they kept meticulous notes. And thanks to those notes, I can keep you in here alive and suffering as long as I want. As long as it takes to get the information I need.

  Major Lilywhite : [shivering]  Why are you doing this?

  Blaine DeBeers : Daddy issues.