Brooklyn Nine-Nine (TV Series)

Sabotage (2015)

Andre Braugher: Raymond Holt

Quotes 

• Raymond Holt : I'm gonna need you to hand in your badge and gun.

  Jake Peralta : All right, fine, you can have my badge and gun, but we're doing it in your office so I can slam them down on your desk and yell out, "The system stinks!"

  Raymond Holt : Actually, the procedure is to bring your gun and badge down to the equipment room on the second floor, fill out form 452-underscore-J, hand said form in to the inventory clerk, and then receive a claim check through interoffice mail.

  Jake Peralta : The system stinks!

• Raymond Holt : I maintain a strict code of integrity.

  Terry Jeffords : Come on, Captain. You never told a white lie to make a person feel better?

  Raymond Holt : I only lie when someone's safety is at risk. Or if a juvenile aged eight years or younger asks about Santa Claus.

  Terry Jeffords : In which case...

  Raymond Holt : I feed them some reassuring pap about the logical impossibility of proving a negative. It's sentimental drivel, but they eat it up.

• Raymond Holt : Sarcasm... the coward's lie.