Van der Merwe (2017)
Rob van Vuuren: Van
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Quotes
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Suzette van der Merwe : Whether you like it or not, your daughter decided to marry an Englishman.
Van : [freaks out] And he doesn't even bother asking me? The father?
[cries]
Suzette van der Merwe : There, there, there. Come, come, come. It's going to be okay. They're coming in two weeks.
Van : [shocked] To the farm?
Suzette van der Merwe : Yes.
Van : An Englishman?
Suzette van der Merwe : Yes.
Van : To the farm?
Suzette van der Merwe : Yes.
Van : When my father finds out, he's going to bury me!
[as Suzette walks away]
Van : You're supposed to know the difference between good news and bad news, Suz! This is not good news!
[sulks]
Van : This is bad news!
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Suzette van der Merwe : [see Van looking into a mirror drinking a beer] Van. What are you doing?
Van : Doc said I should watch what I'm drinking.
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Van : [crying] I love you. I don't know if I can live without you.
Suzette van der Merwe : Van, is that you or the beer talking?
Van : It's me. Talking to the beer.
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Delandre, wedding planner : I'm Delandre. I'll be the wedding planner.
Van : I'm Van. I'll be the man unable to pay for it.
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George Stokes : That's all right, mate. I got it covered.
Van : You trying to make me look stupid in front of Durande?
Delandre, wedding planner : No, Delandre.
Van : Denandre.
Delandre, wedding planner : No, Delandre.
Van : Durandre.
Delandre, wedding planner : Delandre.
Van : Dundre.
Delandre, wedding planner : Listen.
Van : Yes?
Delandre, wedding planner : Del.
Van : Del.
Delandre, wedding planner : Andre.
Van : Andre.
Delandre, wedding planner : Now say it together.
Van : Delandre, it's Spanish.
Delandre, wedding planner : No. Delandre.
Van : Del, ah.
Delandre, wedding planner : Delandre.
Van : Del-a-ay.
Delandre, wedding planner : No.
Marike van der Merwe : No, Pa. You're making yourself look stupid all by yourself.
