Harvey Beaks (TV Series)

Pe-Choo/The Spitting Tree (2015)

Max Charles: Harvey Beaks

Quotes 

• Harvey Beaks : Oh my gosh, yes! I'm still getting a hang of it though.

  [Attempting to spit, but ends up drooling instead, wipes drool off] 

  Harvey Beaks : This has been such a crazy day. I've never spit off stuff, or even been up this high before. Attention everybody, thank you all today for being here today to share this special experience.

  [All clap except for Princess] 

  Princess : Uh, what?

• Harvey Beaks : Ah geez, Princess, be careful. I don't want you to-

  [Bark breaks off and Princess falls] 

  Foo : Bye, Princess!

  Fee : Go, Princess! WOO!

  [Falling continues, Princess breaks all empty barks from the tree] 

• Harvey Beaks : Princess! Princess! Please wake up! We need your help!

  [Princess still sleeping] 

  Fee : I know how to wake her up.

  [Kids start spitting on Princess, Princess wakes up shocked] 

  Princess : Oh, gross!

  Harvey Beaks : Can you find us the nearest adult or tall person, and get them so they can come save us?

  Princess : I hope you stay up there forever! I HATE you guys!

  [Walks away] 

  Princess : Ugh, spit on me.

• Harvey Beaks : They want us to JUMP?

  [Scared, Harvey goes to the tree trunk] 

  Harvey Beaks : Guys, We don't have to do this. We can stay here. Our society?

  Technobear : There ain't enough babes in your society.

  Piri Piri : I miss my toaster oven.

• Dade : One... Two.

  Harvey Beaks : Hey Dade, you'll stay with me, right?

  Dade : Umm...

  [Walks up to Harvey] 

  Dade : Don't get me wrong, there's nothing I'd like more than to make a beautiful life with you, my friend. But, I got a family down there, and a life to live. And so do you.

  [Running, jumping off the tree] 

  Dade : I'll never forget you, Harveeeeeeyyyyyyyyyy...

• Harvey Beaks : Well, guess I'll have to be the event coordinator. And the financial advisor. And the interior decorator.

  Foo : Hi Harvey.

  Harvey Beaks : Ah! Foo! What are you doing back up here?

  Fee : You didn't think we'd leave our favorite dork stranded up in a tree, did you?

  Harvey Beaks : But I...

  Fee : Oh yeah. Your parents wanted me to give you this.

  [Takes picture out of hair] 

  Fee : Sorry, my hair kinda made it all crumply.

  [Harvey takes picture] 

  Harvey Beaks : My Mom and Dad? I lied earlier about being scared.

  Fee : eah, I kinda figured that out. Look, dude. If you wanna stay up here, that's cool. And if you jump down, that's cool to. Either way, we'll be here with you.

  Foo : Yep.

  Harvey Beaks : Cool.

• Fee : You scared?

  Harvey Beaks : Yeah, but I'm ready to go home.

  [All three fall down the tree] 

  Foo : Harvey!

  Fee : Open your eyes!

  [Harvey opens his eyes, Foo laughing] 

  Fee : See Harvey? It's more fun with your eyes open!

  Harvey Beaks : Woo-hoo! This is awesome!

  [Irving, Miriam watch and hold hands, other kids watch, Foo lets a bunch of spit out, Fee shakes the contents out of her hair, Harvey succesfully spits, the trio lands on leaves] 

  Harvey Beaks : I did it.

  [Raises hand] 

  Harvey Beaks : Mom, Dad, did you see that? I thought I was gonna poop my pants. But I didn't poop my pants. It was crazy! It was so fun. I never want to do it again, but it was so fun.

• Dade : Because of this, the twins are banned from the lake. No one wants them here. There stinky and they misbehave! And they make everyone uncomfortable so they got banned from the lake and I'm glad! I'm glad they got banned!

  Harvey Beaks : You take that back, Dade! Those are my friends you talking about.