- Cameron Tucker: [about a sign for Sal's baby shower] Is this straight?
- Pepper Saltzman: We're hosting a baby shower in a room full of men in tailored suits. Nothing about this is... I can't even finish it.
- Gloria Delgado-Pritchett: He doesn't want to go because a boy is teasing him.
- Jay Pritchett: In cooking class? We're running out of places where he can be cool.
- Manny Delgado: I feel sick.
- Gloria Delgado-Pritchett: Let me check.
- [Kisses his forehead]
- Jay Pritchett: You know, we have a thermometer.
- Gloria Delgado-Pritchett: Do you have to be so white?