Quotes
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[at poker night]
Cyril Figgis : Jeezy petes, an inside straight? Damn it!
[everyone groans and complains as Ray rakes in his chips]
Ray Gillette : Got three on the hip, I need four for the weekend! I'm goin' to Hotlanta!
Cheryl Tunt : Have fun, I hope you get hate-crimed.
Cyril Figgis : Hey, whoa!
Doctor Krieger : Goddamn, woman.
Ray Gillette : Seriously.
Pam Poovey : I'll hate-crime your ass right here!
Ray Gillette : You know what?
Cyril Figgis : Guys! Come on! Can't we have one poker night without a hate crime?
Cheryl Tunt : Okay, A, the thing last month wasn't a hate crime...
[cutaway to the previous game with Cheryl on top of the poker table, screaming and sticking a gun in Pam's mouth, while everyone watches in horror]
Cheryl Tunt : Because I will straight-flush your brains out the back of your SKULL!
[cut to present]
Cheryl Tunt : ... it was just a regular crime.
Ray Gillette : And obviously now I put my gun in the timelock safe until the game's over.
Cyril Figgis : And so basically, the only thing keeping you from murdering each other is a lack of access to firearms.
Pam Poovey : Works for Canada.
Cheryl Tunt : Nothing works for Canada.
