Scream Queens (TV Series)

Black Friday (2015)

Billie Lourd: Chanel #3

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• [Chad Radwell is admitted into the E.R. with a Lego figure in his rectum] 

  Chanel #3 : The nurse said he told her he usually does his nightly nude yoga before he sets a perimeter of Lego characters to guard his bed while he sleeps, but this time he decided to do it after and accidentally sat on Lego Captain Jack Sparrow.

  Chanel Oberlin : That's the weirdest explanation for anything I've ever heard.

• Chanel Oberlin : Dean Munsch has been orchestrating every one of these attacks. Melanie Dorkus, Deaf Taylor Swift...

  Hester Ulrich : That other security guard.

  Chanel Oberlin : Predatory Lez.

  Chanel #5 : Roger and Dodger.

  Chanel Oberlin : Chad's irritating armless friend, candle vlogger, black British guy...

  Grace Gardner : Gigi.

  Chanel #3 : Coney, that ice cream cone.

  Chanel Oberlin : White trash Mandy Greenwell, Miss Bean...

  Zayday Williams : Hold on, you killed Ms. Bean.

  Chanel Oberlin : I didn't turn on the deep-fryer, bitch!