Scream Queens (TV Series)

Beware of Young Girls (2015)

Abigail Breslin: Chanel #5

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• Chanel #5 : Well, I found this old talking board in the basement.

  Chanel Oberlin : Those things don't work!

  Hester Ulrich : Yes, they do. Didn't you see the movie?

  Chanel Oberlin : The movie Ouija? No! No one did!

• [the Chanels prepare to use a Ouija Board] 

  Chanel Oberlin : This board looks evil.

  Chanel #5 : What are you talking about? It has two dancing demons, a dead old lady and cute little pentagrams.

• [first lines] 

  Chanel Oberlin : [narrating]  I think I figured out what my problem is. I'm way too nice. As soon as Chanel #2's parents learned that their daughter's dead body had been found, they went on a cruise to celebrate. That's how much they hated the dead bitch. So when it fell to me to host an open-casket funeral as if her dying wish had been to be cremated and shot in the face, I was like "Yeah! Okay!" So stupid.

  Chanel Oberlin : [to the displayed corpse as she puts a white rose onto it]  This is what happens to sneaky back-stabbers.

  [coldly blows kiss] 

  Chanel #3 : [respectfully places another white rose on the corpse]  Just so you know I took all your clothes.

  Chanel #5 : [placing another rose]  It's too bad you had to die.. before we found out what ethnicity you are.

• Chanel #5 : It's too bad you had to die... before we found out what ethnicity you are.

• Chanel Oberlin : [the Chanels are using a ouija board to contact the spirit of Chanel #2]  If this really is Chanel #2, then she'll know the answer to the real question. Chanel #2, who's killing everybody?

  Chanel #5 : [the planchette being used spells out the word 'You']  She says you are.

  Chanel Oberlin : That's it! I am done with this dead, lying bitch! I'm done with you, Number Two! Have fun in Hell, going to dinner with Osama Bin Laden.