Scream Queens (TV Series)

Seven Minutes in Hell (2015)

Lea Michele: Hester Ulrich

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• Chanel Oberlin : I only gave you the job of tallying the votes because I thought you Rain Man types were super-good at counting. Or are you one of those idiot savants who's heavy on the idiot, light on the savant?

  Jennifer : I am neither, thank you very much. Years before the psychoanalytic society of America decided there was money to be made by creating what they called "the autism spectrum," I would've been considered a daydreamer or quirky, like a young Zooey Deschanel. I am not an idiot or a moron, I am simply a victim of my times.

  Hester Ulrich : Are you aware your pants are on backwards?

• Chad Radwell : The killer took all the food out of all the cabinets and left us nothing but watermelon wine coolers in the fridge. He's trying to starve us to death!

  Hester Ulrich : There's never any food in there, just laxatives. Chanel's orders.

• Hester Ulrich : Chad, after our erotic bonding session in the cemetery and our coitus interruptus in the haunted house, I got the impression that you and I are on the verge of being the next it couple.

  Chad Radwell : Yeah... I just don't know what would make you think that.

  Hester Ulrich : You texted me saying we were on the verge of being the next it couple, Hester, love Chad.

  Chad Radwell : See, this is the problem with texting, you know. You can't hear the context.

• Hester Ulrich : I came to see if Sam needed anything but she doesn't because she's dead!

• Chanel Oberlin : The killer is standing right in front of us. Pretty convenient that you're the one who found the body.

  Hester Ulrich : I would be offended by that accusation, Chanel, if I wasn't so honored that you were thinking about me.

• Hester Ulrich : I suggest that just have someone stand guard and watch me for the rest of the night, or until someone else dies, therefore proving that I am not the killer. I nominate Chad.

  Chanel Oberlin : Screw that, Evil Harrington!

• Chanel Oberlin : You can knock of the neckbrace-in-the-headlights act. You're the darkest bitch of them all... #3 told me that you were the one who turned me into the police.

  Hester Ulrich : Those are some serious accusations and they make no sense considering everything that I've seen and done for you here, Chanel. Miss Bean, #2. I would be opening myself up to a lot of trouble if I were to turn you into the authorities.

  Grace Gardner : It doesn't do any of us any good to start accusing each other with no evidence. But it is pretty suspicious that you're the one who found the body, Hester.